Cheat Engine

Aids · Last edited by Aids on Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:37 am; edited 2 times in total

OKAY GUYS I KNOW I'M GOING TO GET KILLED BY THIS. THEY ARE LISTENING TO ME, TAPPING MY PHONES AND FUCKING MY DOG. ONCE YOU HAVE READ THIS MESSAGE IT HAS A SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE FOR 10 SECONDS. IT IS CRUCIAL YOU READ THIS INFORMATION FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY.

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FOR THE PAST MONTH THERE HAS BEEN A SECRET GROUP CALLED [SSCA] THIS GROUP IS NONE OTHER THAN "Southern States Communication Association" or [SSCA] for short. SSCA IS ACTUALLY A SECRET ORGANIZATION THAT HAVE MANY CONTACTS WITHIN THE KKK ORGANIZATION. SO IF YOU SEE CHIDORI - TELL HIM TO FUCKING RUN FOR HIS LIFE.

INSIDE OF ASN3S HIDEOUTS AT 40 MEKINLEY STREET, THERE IS A TRAPDOOR. THIS TRAPDOOR LEADS TO HIS BASEMENT, WHICH HOLDS THE KEY TO YOUR SURVIVAL. TO GET TO IT, YOU NEED TO DO MANY CHALLENGES. IT WILL TAKE EVERY OUNCE OF STRENGTH YOU HAVE. ONCE YOU HAVE THE KEY, YOU WILL NEED TO GET OUT. THERE IS A SPECIAL BOTTLE. YOU NEED TO SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS, THEN BREAK IT. ONCE IT IS BROKEN YOU WILL BE TELEPORTED OUT. AFTERWARDS, FOR YOUR SURVIVAL, YOU WILL NEED TO CONTACT THE NUMBER 01485348358. IT IS A SPECIAL NUMBER. WITH THE KEY STILL SAFELY WITH YOU, YOU WILL NEED TO DEFEAT ASN3S. DO NOT AGRO HIM WHILE AT HIS HOUSE - YOU NEED TO SNEAK. HE HAS MANY TRAPS. AGGRAVATE HIM, THEN KITE HIM TO THE FOREST. HE IS IMMUNE TO TROLL, BUT HAS WEAKNESS AGAINST NEWFAGGOTRY. SUMMON OVER 9000 NEWFAGGOTS TO ATTACK HIM, THAT SHOULD STUN HIM FOR 3-5 SECONDS. IN THAT TIME YOU WILL HAVE TO KILL HIM WITH PENIS. AFTER YOU KILL HIM, HIS BLOOD WILL AUTOMATICALLY GET TRANSFERRED INTO THE KEY. THE KEY SHOULD NOW BE SHINING LAZOR-LIKE RED COLOURS. THE KEY HAS NOW BEEN SUCCESSFULLY UNLOCKED, YOU ONLY HAVE A FEW MORE TASKS!

YOUR NEXT TASK IS TO RESURRECT ADOLF HITLER. THE REASONS ARE SIMPLE, ROT1. HE NEEDS TO BE DEFEATED IN ORDER FOR YOUR SUCCESS. YOU NOW HAVE THE KEY, BUT YOU DO NOT HAVE THE FORCE.

TO RESURRECT THE ALMIGHTY HITLER, YOU WILL NEED TO TRAVEL TO GERMANY WITH BAIT. BENJI LOOKS LIKE A PIG, AND HAS A GIANT ASSHOLE SO HE SHOULD BE PERFECT. GO TO HIS TOMBSTONE, AND SAY THE FOLLOWING WORDS "KING Allmächtige, König der Könige. Ich bitte von Ihnen - NIEDERLAGE DIESE JEW! , Es jetzt tun oder fühlen meinem Schmerz. Ich kenne deine ES, König der Könige. Meine ANGRIFFSMITTEL - NIEDERLAGE Mein Feind." HE WILL THEN RESPAWN WITH LEVEL 5 GODMODE AND WILL ASK FOR SOMETHING IN RETURN. PICK THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS

>ONE
>THREE
>ONE
>TWO
>THREE

HE WILL THEN TELEPORT AWAY, DEFEAT ROT1, THEN GO BACK TO HIS PLUNDER. NOW THAT ROT1 HAS BEEN DEFEATED, GO TO HIS JEW HOUSE AND SEARCH HIS CORPSE. YOU SHOULD FIND A "JEWELERY CHEST" THIS CHEST IS THE KEY TO YOUR POWERS. DO NOT OPEN IT CURRENTLY - AS YOUR KEY WILL BE DESTROYED.

THIS KEY WILL UNLOCK THE HIDDEN POWERS INSIDE YOURSELF. YOU MUST EAT THIS KEY - AT ALL COSTS. ONCE YOU HAVE EATEN THE KEY, YOU WILL TURN INTO A VERY POWERFUL BEING KNOWN NONE OTHER THAN CANDLEJA-

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