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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT afro american humans.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO!
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LindaLikeWhoa!
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Shark Byte
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The Fucking ShamWow guy answered
From his Cell Phone.....In Prison
And you know what...
THEY WERE SOLD THE FUCK OUT
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Hero
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| GET DRUNK, BITE HOOKERS TONGUES OFF!
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Waly
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Another copypasta from Encyclopedia Dramatica?
Psh.
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Mi/c/healRein
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| Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject: Re: HI, BILLY MAYS HERE! |
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| [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH KABOOM. DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF DIRTY SHIT IN YOUR HOUSE THAT NEEDS ALL CLEANED UP? THEN BUY SOME OF THIS GODDAMN KABOOM. THIS SHIT COULD CLEAN THE WARTS OFF YOUR SISTER'S VAGINA. YOU CAN PUT SOME KABOOM ON YOUR DICK, AND IT'LL GROW THREE INCHES. FUCK.
IN A FEW MINUTES, THERE WILL BE A GODDAMN NUMBER ON YOUR SCREEN. CALL THAT SHIT AND BUY SIX JUGS OF THIS FUCKING KABOOM AND WE'LL THROW IN A SAMURAI SHARK AND SOME GODDAMN ZORBEEZ. WHAT ARE ZORBEEZ? YOU BEST BE JOKING, person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin. THOSE FUCKING TOWELS CAN SOAK UP LIKE A GALLON APIECE. YOU'LL PROBABLY NEED THEM AFTER YOU SHARPEN YOUR FUCKING SCISSORS WITH THE SAMURAI SHARK. BECAUSE YOU'LL SIMULTANEOUSLY SHIT, PISS, AND EJACULATE IN YOUR PANTS. HOW DO YOU PISS AND EJACULATE AT THE SAME TIME? FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW. CALL ME NOW AND I'LL STOP YELLING. NEVERMIND, I CAN'T STOP SO FUCK YOU. I'M GONNA GO JACK OFF WITH SOME ORANGE-GLO SO PEACE OUT afro american humans.
SO CALL 1-800-781-7529 NOW AND TELL THEM BILLY MAYS SENT YOU
THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS 1-800-781-7529
THATS ONE EIGHT ZERO ZERO SEVEN EIGHT ONE SEVEN FIVE TWO NINE
CALL NAO! |
I get angrier every time i see you post, your ruining a great man, just weeks after he died.
You fucking bastard :|
Not to mention that for some reason, you think TJ Wiggles is a good guy, and apparently your trying to be a nazi.
Go back to the 40s and look at some real nazis, ill laugh my fucking ass off when you see it.
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IGNORE ME
How do I cheat?
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Vince killed Billy.
He murdered Billy Mays with the SlapChop then cleaned it up with a ShamWow... the whole time Billy Mays was telling him to use Oxy-Clean... Vince was coldhearted and ignored Mays last request.
Quote from: A good friend of mine.
http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial
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Mi/c/healRein
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| [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | Vince killed Billy.
He murdered Billy Mays with the SlapChop then cleaned it up with a ShamWow... the whole time Billy Mays was telling him to use Oxy-Clean... Vince was coldhearted and ignored Mays last request.
Quote from: A good friend of mine.
http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial |
He died because a suitcase was dropped on his head.
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IGNORE ME
How do I cheat?
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| [AM]MichealRein wrote: | | [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | Vince killed Billy.
He murdered Billy Mays with the SlapChop then cleaned it up with a ShamWow... the whole time Billy Mays was telling him to use Oxy-Clean... Vince was coldhearted and ignored Mays last request.
Quote from: A good friend of mine.
http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial |
He died because a suitcase was dropped on his head. |
Wow, what a fucking pussy xD
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robo-kar
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| [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | | [AM]MichealRein wrote: | | [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | Vince killed Billy.
He murdered Billy Mays with the SlapChop then cleaned it up with a ShamWow... the whole time Billy Mays was telling him to use Oxy-Clean... Vince was coldhearted and ignored Mays last request.
Quote from: A good friend of mine.
http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial |
He died because a suitcase was dropped on his head. |
Wow, what a fucking pussy xD |
wow you should get shot
with a rail gun.
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Mi/c/healRein
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| [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | | [AM]MichealRein wrote: | | [TPoM] Daedryon wrote: | Vince killed Billy.
He murdered Billy Mays with the SlapChop then cleaned it up with a ShamWow... the whole time Billy Mays was telling him to use Oxy-Clean... Vince was coldhearted and ignored Mays last request.
Quote from: A good friend of mine.
http://www.wimp.com/funnyinfomercial |
He died because a suitcase was dropped on his head. |
Wow, what a fucking pussy xD |
Your a pussy because a very hard and heavy object impales your head?
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Shark Byte
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They stole the ShamWow From here
clickly
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