Cheat Engine

nope. · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject:

School is cool.
Seriously, guys.
I've never really been in major trouble or anything though.
I'm very intelligent :<

The Fish · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:29 pm Post subject:

i infected all the computer lab computers with conficker c the day before april 1st.
got a month out of school

Loganator · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject:

Almost got suspended for continuous fighting.
A guy in my Biology almost got expelled for forcing a piece of kidney into another guys mouth during class. Yes, we were disecting them and there was urine still in the system.

Hero · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

I'm homeschooled and I got suspended for not showing up for dinner that night.

Batman · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:47 pm Post subject:

Lol, in grade 2 I almost got suspended. I started beating on this fat kid that looked at my strangely at recesses.
True story, bro.

ArcaneKnite · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:49 pm Post subject:

HackOtaku · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject:

I was planning on shooting up the school, I even brought a home-made flamerthrower. I didn't want to start with the flamethrower, though, so I stabbed a girl in the shoulder, and got beaten up and in trouble.

AverageAzn247 · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject:

MapleStory. · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject:

I got wrote up for walking on grass on a field trip.

Dylan_Owns · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject:

Lol, I Conficker'd my school computer network and didn't get in trouble (Obviously because it was a day ago and they haven't figured out it was me yet)

Lego · Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2009 11:41 pm Post subject:

Suspended in 6th grade for writing a hate letter in some black kid's planner. He used a racial remark in a classroom full of people including a teacher. The teacher nodded it off. This was the last day I ever felt embarrassed. Never got my revenge on that faggot. I guess I didn't have to, he got himself a mohawk and started wearing American Eagle with shitty skate sneakers. Did the job himself.

Got a Saturday Detention for writing a song about a girl. I dropped the song and these kids ratted me out. Girl was flirting with me a year later. Fuck off. (The song was REALLY GOOD! I'm just not going to post it online because if it's found, I'll actually be sued. They thought they had the only copy, but I have two more.)

Got a Saturday Detention* for making these projectiles called "Hornets" out of Uno cards. You use a piece of paper, fold it, and fire it off a rubber band. I observed this for a couple of days. I figured, I'll make an extremely powerful one. But I'll only shoot it at inanimate objects just to see how loud the sound will be. Make 100+ out of Uno cards when forced to go to Church (I'm an Atheist..I have nothing to do there..), bring them into school and I'm finally caught by a teacher. She says, "You'll only get a detention!" They wanted to fucking suspend me.

My parents told them off though..

*Saturday Detentions are 4 hours.

Fucking idiots thought that I was going to start a war. At that point, I made a mental list on who out of humanity I would save if I could. That list isn't past ten people + 1000 that I completely don't know so I could repopulate the earth.