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MichealRein: o shi- apparently rick astley was at otakon there to
MichealRein: with moot
TheSecondWaterman: You mean a man in a Rick Astley costume
MichealRein: no
MichealRein: fucking rick astley
MichealRein: the real guy Neutral

TheSecondWaterman: Rick Astley is dead
TheSecondWaterman: You fucking moron
MichealRein: when did he die?
MichealRein: he was at the parade last year or something
TheSecondWaterman: That was a guy in a costume
MichealRein: Ah........i feel more retarded now Neutral

TheSecondWaterman: Breaking News* Rick Astley Found Dead June 30, 2009
MichealRein: Just like whats his name died in australia or something?
MichealRein: wiki says hes not dead
TheSecondWaterman: Astley was found unconscious in his hotel bedroom and was unable to be resuscitated. He was pronounced dead on the scene.
TheSecondWaterman: Known for his 80's pop hit "Never Gonna Give You Up," the 43-year-old Rick Astley has been pronounced dead today. Astley's body was found at the Angleterre Hotel in Berlin after an ambulance responded to an emergency call from his hotel room.
MichealRein: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Astley
MichealRein: Years active 1985-present
MichealRein: its been about a month
TheSecondWaterman: If you also didn't realize
MichealRein: i think they wouldve changed it by now
MichealRein: and besides
TheSecondWaterman: The topic is locked
MichealRein: what i was talking about was 07
TheSecondWaterman: Along with the fact that the staff is lazy as hell
TheSecondWaterman: The staff dont edit pages
TheSecondWaterman: The userbase does
MichealRein: i know
TheSecondWaterman: The staff is merely a generated usersystem
MichealRein: im sure the userbase wouldve changed it by now
MichealRein: i know this michael
MichealRein: im not that retarded
MichealRein: and if he died a month ago, why are you arguing about a place he was in 07'?
TheSecondWaterman: HEY
TheSecondWaterman: For one
TheSecondWaterman: That was reported as a man in a costume
TheSecondWaterman: If not obvious
MichealRein: ok
TheSecondWaterman: Two
TheSecondWaterman: Like i said
MichealRein: i havent watched the video
MichealRein: it just says it
TheSecondWaterman: The fucking article is locked
TheSecondWaterman: Because of a 4chan raid
TheSecondWaterman: Meaning
TheSecondWaterman: The
TheSecondWaterman: Userbase
TheSecondWaterman: CANNOT
TheSecondWaterman: EDIT
MichealRein: brb then
MichealRein: its semi-protected
MichealRein: not fully protected
TheSecondWaterman: This article is semi-protected due to vandalism
MichealRein: yes
MichealRein: SEMI-protected
TheSecondWaterman: Meaning the changes are locked until a staff monitors it
TheSecondWaterman: Meaning the staff is fucking lazy
MichealRein: yes Neutral

MichealRein: well fuck, your apparently right,
TheSecondWaterman: Thank you
TheSecondWaterman: Now
TheSecondWaterman: With the undead patch
TheSecondWaterman: Do i only have to patch steam.dll
TheSecondWaterman: Or do i have to put it in the folder
MichealRein: i dont remember
TheSecondWaterman: I'll try without folder
MichealRein: ask
MichealRein: i think effect or someone told me
MichealRein: theres a tut on youtube to
TheSecondWaterman: You ask him
TheSecondWaterman: I know
TheSecondWaterman: But its fucking blurry
MichealRein: wait a fucking moment
MichealRein: Thus we can say with a very high level of confidence that the purported AP release is not an official one: and that leads us to the conclusion that the "Rick Astley dead" story is just that, a story and not a true one.
MichealRein: http://www.examiner.com/x-14795-SLO-Headlines-Examiner~y2009m6d30-Rick-Astley-dead-or
MichealRein: http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2009/06/rick-astley-dead-not-so-much/
MichealRein: hes not dead
MichealRein: it was a troll
TheSecondWaterman: If you actually read the articles
TheSecondWaterman: The only lead they have is it not being on the news wire
TheSecondWaterman: It was a very unpopular story
TheSecondWaterman: And didn't circulate around the TV
TheSecondWaterman: They are saying
TheSecondWaterman: His death isnt real
TheSecondWaterman: Cause it was on fox news
MichealRein: Update #2: Rick Astley is NOT dead

It looks like some moron used the iReport on Associated Press to create the fake report.

Official statement from Rick Astley’s website: Rick is Alive and Well. Contrary to reports in the press today, Rick is alive and well and looking forward to his concert in Tivoli Gardens in Denmark later this week. The rumour hit the press earlier this morning, with Rick reported to have been found in hotel room in Berlin.
TheSecondWaterman: Or whatever news station
MichealRein: it was a troll Michael, hes not dead
MichealRein: http://2icarly3.wordpress.com/2009/06/30/rick-astley-isnt-dead/
TheSecondWaterman: GG ON FINALLY REALIZING THIS WAS A HUGE TROLL
MichealRein: SPLEE