Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:04 am Post subject: I WROTE A SHORT STORY IN ABOUT 20 SECONDS
ENJOY
I was engaging in consuming the parakeets a few minutes ago while my trusty screwdriver drove into a camel's back causing it to die and shit itself with great valor that even the guys in Saving Private Ryan could not match up to in bravery and valor. Whilst having an orgy with bars of chocolate and butterfingers did the glass of lemonade realise it was almost asleep in a way it could not comprehend and was forced to remember the abuse it had suffered as a child. THEN I had a very scary nightmare and was forced to conform to Democracy in a way of outrage as a beaver attacked my penis while I was fapping to pokemon and naruto fanfics and it managed to give me an erection that was so strong even the explosion at the WTC could not equal the power in the erection that made me feel like a Hacker on Steroids according to some deadbeat New channel who filmed a plant having children in another form which was absolutely horrible to watch.
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