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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:31 pm Post subject: Southern Weddings |
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You know your at a southern wedding reception when
All the servers/waiters are black
When the bridal party comes, they play "Saints come marching in"
Everything there is to eat is fried, seafood, or both.
The only people on the dance floor are drunk women and a DDD
When a mother makes her son dance with her to a "love" song(this is prolly normal)
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:^) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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| I attend funerals often than at weddings.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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i had to come, cousin got married.
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:^) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject: |
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| Wincest. Do it.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:36 pm Post subject: |
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im gay, and the groom isnt that hot
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:^) Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:37 pm Post subject: |
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| To the father.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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LOL im not raping my uncles.
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compactwater I post too much
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| I have attended more funerals than weddings within my entire life span to date.
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nope. Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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Never been to a wedding.
I never go to funerals becasue I honestly don't care who dies.
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Mi/c/healRein How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:12 pm Post subject: |
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Ive been to like 4 funerals, i never knew any of the dead people.
Ive been to 2 weddings, one when i was 5, one today. I knew the one today, not when i was 5 though
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Chidori Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Never been to a wedding, I have been to more funerals
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NooksCranny Master Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject: Re: Southern Weddings |
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| MichealRein wrote: | You know your at a southern wedding reception when
All the servers/waiters are black
When the bridal party comes, they play "Saints come marching in"
Everything there is to eat is fried, seafood, or both.
The only people on the dance floor are drunk women and a DDD
When a mother makes her son dance with her to a "love" song(this is prolly normal) |
I live in Georgia, and I take offense to this.
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puresick Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Rozen wrote: | | Wincest. Do it. |
hai Rozen :]
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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I haven't been to funerals nor have I been to weddings.
I'm a fucking hermit.
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