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Benji
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Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/CENTELMAN26
MSN: [email protected]
Cell Phone Number: +905338751636
Address: TRNC GUZELYURT METU-NCC DORMITORY 1 K-103
| Quote: | Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: whats up?
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: u?
You: same 
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 19 usa male
Stranger: u?
You: 14/f/ny
Stranger: cool
Stranger: do u have messenger
You: yeah
You: but i keep it private
Stranger: ok
You: maybe if i know u better 
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am listening ur questions
You: hahaha
You: r u cute?
Stranger: u too
You: yeah 
Stranger: i am waiting
You: well
You: r u cute?
You: cuz u didnt answer
You: hehe
You: u just asked if i was
Stranger: yes i am
Stranger: another
Stranger: questions
You: hehe
You: uh
You: ask me
You: oh wait!!
You: can i have ur picture?
You: ill give mine
Stranger: yes
You: www.tinypic.com/r/2rxjk47/3
You: u?
Stranger: wait
You: Ok
Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/CENTELMAN26
You: ooh
You: cute ;D
Stranger: ur cute
Stranger:
Stranger: thanks
You: do u have a gf?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i havent
You: i dont have a bf either
You: xD
Stranger: cool
You: r u a virgin?
Stranger: maybe u can my gf
Stranger:
You: haha
You: your so silly
You: but r u a virgin?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i am
Stranger: do u?
You: and ur 19?
You: im not
Stranger: yes
Stranger: iam virgin
You: i am not
You: heehe i beta u
You: beat*
You: would u want to fuck me?
Stranger: yes i want
You: ooh
You: im serious i could visit u sometime
You: my mom lets me go anywhere i want'
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: cool
You: hehe
You: where do u live?
Stranger: in cyprus
You: oh
You: didnt u live in usa?
Stranger: but i am in university
Stranger: in cyprus
You: ooh
You: whats ur msn?
Stranger: [email protected]
You: cool
You: ill add u later
Stranger: ok
Stranger: there is double _
You: what r u going to do to me when we meet up?
Stranger: ok?
You: ok
Stranger: i kiss u first
You: oh thats hot!
Stranger: and then go to a restaurant
You: and romantic
Stranger: after drink some coffee
Stranger: then
Stranger:
You: and then
You: when we finally are at ur home?
Stranger: yep
You: tell me how everything is going to happen
You: im so horny!
You: what should i do to u?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: i like u
Stranger: do you have a facebook
Stranger: ?,
You: no
You: sorry
You: =(
You: oh
You: im so horny
You: hmm
Stranger: yes i know
You: im fantasising about u now
You: your just so hot!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: do u lıke hard core
You: music or sex?
Stranger: sex
You: because i like both
Stranger:
You: hmmm
You: im sucking ur dick now
You: what are u doing to me?
Stranger: no there isnt ur mouth:D
You: i want to
You: lets have sex
Stranger: ok
You: i want u
You: so bad
You: are you fucking me?
Stranger: can u come here
Stranger: to real sex
You: i think so
You: whats ur address
You: ill google it
Stranger: in cyprus?
You: usa?
You: oh my god oh my god
Stranger: no i am in cyprus for next 5years
You: my mom said that we are going to cyprus in the vacation!
You: she said it yesterday
You: i forgot!
Stranger: which side
Stranger: ?
You: in 2 weeks
You: dont know
You: shes sleeping now
You: but i can go anywhere
Stranger: northern or southern
You: shell let me off
Stranger: i am in northern side
You: cool
You: ill see where i go
You: whats ur address
You: ill write it down
You: and google it
Stranger: cyprus address
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: ill find it
You: and look
You: if its close or far
You: from our vacation
You: ;D
Stranger: the TRNC GUZELYURT METU-NCC DORMITORY 1 K-103
You: ooh
You: is that ur adress
Stranger: YEP
Stranger: :d
You: it sounds different than the usa
Stranger: in cyprus
Stranger: turkish republic of northern cyprus
Stranger: trnc:D
You: ok
You: do u have a cellphone?
You: i want to text
You: u
Stranger: yep
You: to look if ur real
You:
Stranger: +905338751636
You: cool
You: ill text u now
You: i cant wait
Stranger: ok
You: oh btw
You: i have to tell u something
You: My name is Agent Michael Johan of the FBl's child safety services division. Your Ip has been logged and this chat session has been saved as evidence We determined you are in violation of offenses pertaining to sexual solicitation of a minor, sexul grooming of a minor and inciting ilicit acts with a minor. A warrant for your will be issused for these offenses.
You: If you believe this is to be a mistake, Please stay online and a councilour will speak with you shortly.
You: Hello, sir. My name is Andrea and I will be your arrest councilour.
You: How can I help you in legal action?
Stranger: what the fuck is that
Stranger: ?
You: You are under arrest, sir.
Stranger: haha
Stranger:
Stranger: fuck of
You: This is not a joke.
You: We have your address, phone number and IP.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger:
You: You will receive an e-mail or phone call soon.
Stranger: ok i will kill a snake
Stranger: in my room
You: You are now under arrest for animal harming, too.
You: Please stay in this chat room until you have received our e-mail.
You: Legal steps will be made then.
Stranger: bştch
Stranger: bitch
You: Hello. This is an automated message. You are under arrest for: Child Abuse, Animal Abuse and Sexual Harassment.
Stranger: haha
Stranger:
You: Everything you say can and will be used against you.
Stranger: ?
You: Please do not play dumb, sir.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: asshole
You: AUTO MESSAGE: We are currently out of available team members. You are advised to call to the phone number in the e-mail you receive soon or more steps will be taken.
Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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Butters
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| God, you're lame. You really have nothing better to do with your life, eh? Try doing something productive with your time.
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Mi/c/healRein
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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lol'd at your pic
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Benji
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Butters wrote: | | God, you're lame. You really have nothing better to do with your life, eh? Try doing something productive with your time. |
Shut the fuck up you fat faggot. You're even fatter than me.
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Butters
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot wrote: | | Butters wrote: | | God, you're lame. You really have nothing better to do with your life, eh? Try doing something productive with your time. |
Shut the fuck up you fat faggot. You're even fatter than me. |
no im not lol\zllzol
Where did I even call you fat? I just said you have nothing better to do with your pathetic little life.
Nice insecurities.
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Noz3001
I'm a spammer
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
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Benji
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Butters wrote: | | Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot wrote: | | Butters wrote: | | God, you're lame. You really have nothing better to do with your life, eh? Try doing something productive with your time. |
Shut the fuck up you fat faggot. You're even fatter than me. |
no im not lol\zllzol
Where did I even call you fat? I just said you have nothing better to do with your pathetic little life.
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Nice insecurities. |
I just stated that you are fatter than me.
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Butters
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Well, it's incorrect.
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Koray.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:07 pm Post subject: |
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Butters is bigboned.
Just like me.
<3
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Benji
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Butters wrote: | | Well, it's incorrect. |
Your argument is i
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br0l0ck
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| HAI GUISE IM BUTTHURTS AND I LEIK TO TRALL BADLY
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Butters
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock. wrote: | | HAI GUISE IM BUTTHURTS AND I LEIK TO TRALL BADLY |
LOLZOLZOZLOZLOZO
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Koray.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Koray. wrote: | Butters is bigboned.
Just like me.
<3 |
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 8:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Everyone on CEF is fat, even if they're skinny.
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