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;~; · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:00 pm Post subject: My First Experience.

My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke. Me: It's alright. Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it? I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold. Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my cunt? So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm defiantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her cunt! with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her cunt!.I had seriously underestimated this cunt's liquid retention volume. Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME! I was noticeably freaked, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing. Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

zackary · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:04 pm Post subject:

fuckin lold. free +rep

Icklorfin · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:06 pm Post subject: Re: My First Experience.

Loganator · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:06 pm Post subject:

what is this i dont even

TriigerHappy · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject:

Old
and not the entire thing
fail

;~; · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:16 pm Post subject:

TriigerHappy · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:17 pm Post subject:

Pro. · Cheater Reputation: 0 Joined: 06 Jul 2009 Posts: 44

Lol dude that's funny.

[SWED] Faust · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:48 pm Post subject:

tl;dr

;~; · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:59 pm Post subject:

The Fish · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:41 pm Post subject:

so old

Derrden. · Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:45 pm Post subject:

WAHT AHPPENDEDED NEXT IM CURIOUS