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Oblivious · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:45 pm Post subject: [Contest] Are YOU badass?

Got ran over by the same truck twice in a row in 5 seconds.

Beat that.

Shark Byte · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:47 pm Post subject:

You Beat me Happen to me to

Cept it was a Drunk Biker on a Motercycle

^-^ · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:51 pm Post subject: Re: [Contest] Are YOU badass?

I was driving that truck.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:52 pm Post subject:

I once ate a bowl of cereal, WITH OUT ANY MILK.

Shark Byte · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject:

HOLY FUCKING BQQ ASSSHIT

Progression · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:54 pm Post subject:

I killed Chuck Norris. Beat that.

[SSCA]Spongebob · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:55 pm Post subject:

Me and my bike got fucked up by a parked car that ran over us. Then when I crawled out from underneath it a fucking ninja squirrel attack my ass. I broke the spoke off my tire of my bike and promptly anal probed that fucking squirrel. Then when I got my shit straight and walked into the road the fucking truck that hit you ran my ass over, threw it in reverse and hit me again, put it in drive and drove over my ass a third time in a matter of 7 seconds. Thinking shit couldn't get worse I stood up, limped my ass over to my bike, and pushed it off the road on the side walk. As soon as I got it on there some fucking dog came outta nowhere and flattened my ass. I decided to say fuck in and kicked that fucker's head into his ass. After that I pushed my bike up to my house, and when I go to open the door I was fucking locked out. So as I'm walking to the back door to see if it's unlocked it starts thunderstorming. The back door was locked so I decided to go back to the front and sit under the porch, but as I was walking fucking lightning hit my ass full force. After passing out for about 3 minutes in the fucking rain I get up, and walk to the porch, and to my amazement there was some fucking sexy ass bitch sitting there in a white tee and no bra. I could see her tits and everything. I figured this was the end of my bad luck and the turn of my good luck so I was Oh fuck yeah! I get up to her and she's asking me what the hell happened so I told her. She's like Oh let me clean your face up. So she takes off her shirt and starts wiping off my face. I'm just sittin there starin at her 32D tits and I'm startin to get hard. She's looks down and see's it and just gave me a smile. I told her I was locked out and she's like it's fine, we can take this to the tree. So we climb inside this pine tree next to my house and she starts goin down on me. After the most amazing blowjob of my life she starts taking off her pants. She rips the fuckers off and whips out her penis and I'm OH FUCK NO! I punched her in the face as hard as a could but she just laughed and flipped my ass over. She shoved her penis inside my ass and fucked me for 10 minutes straight. When she was done I knocked her down and fucking ran like hell. I kicked down my back door and went in my room to lay down, and what do you fucking know? I'VE BEEN FUCKING ROBBED! So I think I am the most badass. Inb4tl;dr.

[SPW]Killamoocow · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:55 pm Post subject:

Shark Byte · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject:

I Ate a Bowl of Milk...WITHOUT ANY CEREAL

Society · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:11 pm Post subject:

I once sucked on my own clitoris, and I'm a male.

Aids · Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:13 pm Post subject: Re: [Contest] Are YOU badass?

[SSCA]Spongebob · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:47 am Post subject:

I feel that I have won this contest no?

To0k' · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:48 am Post subject:

When a teacher says I have to pay attention.. I don't! OLOLOL

redslothx · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:51 am Post subject:

metal bar through skull ftw xD
(ok so it was only a large scratch but it hurt like hell.)

car accident with fractured skull right ontop of eye then ending up with a blood soaked eye ftw xD (i have a discolored iris now ._.)

Dingodiler · Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:54 am Post subject: