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Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes!!

 
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Inuyasha!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:13 pm    Post subject: Top 13 Chuck Norris Jokes!! Reply with quote
13. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerkey.

12. Chuck Norris had his tonsils removed with a chainsaw.

11. Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident and still managed to walk it off.

10. Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

9. Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd because no one fools Chuck Norris.

8. They wanted to put Chuck Norris' head on Mount Rushmore but the granite wasn't strong enough for his beard.

7. Chuck Norris picks his teeth with other people's teeth.

6. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

5. Chuck Norris' house has no doors just walls that he walks through.

4. Chuck Norris got his driver's license at the age of 16 seconds.

3. Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is.

2. Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and can make him drink.

1. Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fucking repwhore deserves a pagebreak.
You're not gonna get rep for copy+pasting chuck norris jokes.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOLOLOL DIS IZ SOOOOO FUNNAYY!!! ROFLLLLLLL +REP FO SHO LOLLOOLLLLLLLLLLL HAX LOL
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I didn't copy paste asshole.
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lawl jokes
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
that's mad jks man.

dats sum sik stuf. u shud keep it up and keep makin mor funneh things.
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