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Jake!
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 Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject: Chuck norris can be in two places at once |
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| I can be in one place at twice.
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet.
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OMFGYOUR1337
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet. |
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
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Yazu™
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| ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet. |
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone. |
Chuck Norris doesn't ride a horse, the horse carries Chuck Norris on its back.
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OMFGYOUR1337
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet. |
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone. |
Chuck Norris doesn't ride a horse, the horse carries Chuck Norris on its back. |
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet. |
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone. |
Chuck Norris doesn't ride a horse, the horse carries Chuck Norris on its back. |
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
When chuck norris fights chuck norris, chuck norris will chuck norris his chuck norris on a chuck norris.
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OMFGYOUR1337
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | ' wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | Chuck Norris doesn't take a shit, he orders the poop to get into the toilet. |
They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anyone. |
Chuck Norris doesn't ride a horse, the horse carries Chuck Norris on its back. |
If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. |
When chuck norris fights chuck norris, chuck norris will chuck norris his chuck norris on a chuck norris. |
Honestly, i lol'd.
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Yazu™
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:38 pm Post subject: |
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| It is what truely happens.
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Waly
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| When Chuck Norris gets into a pool, he doesn't get wet; the pool gets chucknorris'ed.
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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Type into good "Find chuck norris"
Hit "I'm feeling lucky"
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PROFIT!
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old dood...
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Kevin Rudd P.M.
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Jesus walked on water....
Chuck Norris swims through land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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| Posted: Sat May 16, 2009 4:21 am Post subject: |
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| Eαя&am wrote: | | Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. |
lol
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