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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

[CEF] Zachary wrote:
acedeath223 wrote:
k but what if u get caught masturbating?


How dumb would you be to get caught masturbating? If you can't handle waiting until everyone is gone, or locking your bedroom door then you have some personal problems.

If I had been caught with porn, my excuse would be that 'At least you know I'm not gay" You shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn.
im currently fapping right now and my mother is awake at the next room.
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tell them to fuck off.

After all, they are being rude.

As you are watching porn, you are probably doing something private.

It's absolute none of their bussiness.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha01haha01 wrote:
[CEF] Zachary wrote:
acedeath223 wrote:
k but what if u get caught masturbating?


How dumb would you be to get caught masturbating? If you can't handle waiting until everyone is gone, or locking your bedroom door then you have some personal problems.

If I had been caught with porn, my excuse would be that 'At least you know I'm not gay" You shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn.
im currently fapping right now and my mother is awake at the next room.


I'm now rubing my dick, watching your sig to get the juice out since I can't pull it out because everyone left execpt for my little sister who is running around the house. Hey, atleast it's not exactly porn
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 8:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

xV wrote:
"It's for health class."

I think this or the Virus excuse is the best.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's science/health homework.

And how do you get caught?

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The computer told me to take off my pants. Embarassed
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"I clicked something else but it led to this."
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 15, 2009 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

This is exactly why i view porn online and delete my history (Only the porn site history, To be less suspicious)

Also, I keep my porn in my MP3 player. My parents don't suspect a thing (Before you reply on how if they borrowed it, Its a password protected folder and my parents don't know my laptop password so they dont know the folder pw)
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PostPosted: Thu Apr 16, 2009 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What the fuck?

This thread is as creepy as it is stupid, I'm locking this.
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