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| acedeath223 wrote: | | k but what if u get caught masturbating? |
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| <(^^,)> wrote: | | Either this or you could have a grandchild in 9 months. |
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Mtn Dew
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| acedeath223 wrote: | | k but what if u get caught masturbating? |
How dumb would you be to get caught masturbating? If you can't handle waiting until everyone is gone, or locking your bedroom door then you have some personal problems.
If I had been caught with porn, my excuse would be that 'At least you know I'm not gay" You shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn.
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Simisage
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:36 pm Post subject: |
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| [CEF] Zachary wrote: | | acedeath223 wrote: | | k but what if u get caught masturbating? |
How dumb would you be to get caught masturbating? If you can't handle waiting until everyone is gone, or locking your bedroom door then you have some personal problems.
If I had been caught with porn, my excuse would be that 'At least you know I'm not gay" You shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn. |
You realize there is gay porn on the interwebz?
/facepalm
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| <(^^,)> wrote: | | [CEF] Zachary wrote: | | acedeath223 wrote: | | k but what if u get caught masturbating? |
How dumb would you be to get caught masturbating? If you can't handle waiting until everyone is gone, or locking your bedroom door then you have some personal problems.
If I had been caught with porn, my excuse would be that 'At least you know I'm not gay" You shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn. |
You realize there is gay porn on the interwebz?
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At least you know I'm not straight.
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Mtn Dew
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Yes, but I'm not gay. This topic is asked for our excuses, and not to provide other people with excuses. Like I have previously posted, you shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn.
Why would you watch porn if you are told not to by your parents? When you have your own computer, then they could care less! The desperateness of masturbating shouldn't be that bad that you can't handle no masturbating. If you're parents told you not to watch porn, it's simple. Do not watch it. Also why take the risk to get a Virus\Trojan\Worm?
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Trow
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 8:32 pm Post subject: |
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| acedeath223 wrote: | | k but what if u get caught masturbating? |
"nothing's on TV."
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Intoewsables
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xMurtaghx
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| 13 wrote: | | What the FUCK is up with these kinds of topic? |
Idk i was bored
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"for school assignment"
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cokefag
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I got caught with porn once.
5 minutes later, the guy was fapping with me.
It was quite hot, really.
/truth, not fucking rAIDs.
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hackset
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| [CEF] Zachary wrote: | Yes, but I'm not gay. This topic is asked for our excuses, and not to provide other people with excuses. Like I have previously posted, you shouldn't need an excuse to watch porn.
Why would you watch porn if you are told not to by your parents? When you have your own computer, then they could care less! The desperateness of masturbating shouldn't be that bad that you can't handle no masturbating. If you're parents told you not to watch porn, it's simple. Do not watch it. Also why take the risk to get a Virus\Trojan\Worm? |
Try running the porn in a secure sandbox.
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Trow
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| Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 10:50 pm Post subject: |
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| [CEF] Zachary wrote: | | (...)If you're parents told you not to watch porn, it's simple. Do not watch it. Also why take the risk to get a Virus\Trojan\Worm? |
My theory goes that "those who are smart enough to protect themselves from viruses/whatever should also have sufficient intelligence to figure out alternative ways to satisfy their ego without beating their own meat - it's just whether they use that part of their brains even if they can"
so take the risk!! n_n
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| mine would be "eh..."
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| I said it aint mine.
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