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Congratulations! You just got your first Newfag! But you are unsure of how to train and care for this immense pile of faggotory.
Setting up your Newfag
When the Newfag comes in the mail, be sure that you have a condom on. If it comes out Female, commence chain and rape. If male, knock the fucker out immediately.
If you ordered a sub-species, like a Sonicfag or a Twifag, then read the other manual to learn about them.
Caring for your newfag
Next, it is advised that you cage them. If they wake up unchained or bound, then they will try and take over by running and returning with a legion of their equals. If that happens, call Customer Support and they'll send in the Oldfags to take care of the problem.
You can feed them hope and dreams until they are full if you want them to be Oldfags.
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You can just feed them LOL until they become a LOLCOW.
Breaking your Newfag to Oldfags
Oh, done with playing with your Newfag and you want him/her to become a good part of the community?
Once they get full on those hopes and dreams, break those spirits with gore and shock sites. They will cry, squeal and whine until they get used to it. Then break out the book on how to Internet.
Q&A
My newfag won't shut up about Chuck Norris!
Simple, call Samuel L. Jackson.
My Newfag won't stop abusing memes!
Beat him with the AIDSbat.
My Newfag thinks he's better than me and he thinks trolling is stupid!
He's turning Moralfag, kill him immediately.
My Newfag keeps on thinking he gets to go on rAids!
Take him to see the movie 'NEWFAGS CAN'T JUMP'.
My Newfags are in heat!
Separate them and rape the females.
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Jake!
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| So, someone trained you to make this thread?
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[SPW]Killamoocow
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I believe I have suffered domestic abuse in these forums.
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>Insinuating that you're not a newfag.
Dohohoho!
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| I also found it ironic that he had to edit his post 3 times to get the triforce to actually work.
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Yes, sir.
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| Oldfags already know i'm newfag, newfags
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| Link wrote: | | I also found it ironic that he had to edit his post 3 times to get the triforce to actually work. |
lol'd
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| [SPW]Killamoocow wrote: | | Link wrote: | | I also found it ironic that he had to edit his post 3 times to get the triforce to actually work. |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:01 pm Post subject: Re: How to: Train your NewFag |
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| Diamonds wrote: | NewFags Can't:
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Incorrect.
You're a newfag, yet you could do all those. Thread provides lies.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:02 pm Post subject: Re: How to: Train your NewFag |
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| Willy wrote: | | Diamonds wrote: | NewFags Can't:
GameBoy
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Nigger |
Incorrect.
You're a newfag, yet you could do all those. Thread provides lies. |
Bricks were shat.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Diamonds wrote: | | Oldfags already know i'm newfag, newfags |
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