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Megistias Newbie cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:51 pm Post subject: TO LEGO< MAH STORY-EDITED! |
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The children imediately stripped down and hopped out of the taxi cab. The revolted taxicab driver drove off, leaving the children naked and cold in the chilly chicago weather."WAHHHHHH" Andy started crying."SHUT UP YOU STUPID LITTLE KID!"Willy shouted"YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO RUIN EVERYTHING!"."STOP PICKING ON HIM!"Emi shouted. The children started fighting, all of them nude. Their skin started turning blue, along with their lips. The children noticed none of this to enthralled in the rage the clung on to them like death's ice cold grip. Each of them kept fighting because they needed something to take this anger out on, this anger that had built up in the past 2 months. All starting after the death of their parents, that brutal death that involved the butchering of the youngest child after being kidnapped and then fed to the angry dogs-Oh wait wrong death scene- Oh no, their parents had been vicously gutted and hung from their own intestines by this masked killer the children knew nothing about. The children all simultaneously were ovecome with the biting cold and immediately passed out.
They woke up in a cave faintly smelling of basil and lemon. Their limbs all felt as if they were weighed down by 10000 pound blocks. Willy tried to move his arms and that was greeted by a ear rending snap. SNAP! A pale man dressed in a white suite with a 12ft long sword made of flames had broken Willys arm." Shhhhh my children you will sleep for now your brother is fine this is a safe haven."All the children, including the one-limb short Willy passed out once again.
As the children woke up they felt an unatural energy coursing through each and every one of their veins, filling them with unearthly energy. "What is this?" Willy stated. The weird man in white walked in the room once again,"What! Have you woken up already?" He said, shocked,"You should have been overcome with the new chemicals introduced to your bodies!". "well we arn't, and why do you have us here?" Andy asked."Well we are..what would say..vampires" the man replied. "VAMPIRES?!"all the children shouted."Yes vampires, and now you have joined our ranks of vampires, but instead of being regular vampires you have been chemically engineered to have "super powers" per say"."How good is this guys? We don't have to deal with the killer ever again, we're undead that means he can't hurt us.!" Andy exclaimed. "Ahhh but that is where you are wrong, you see this "killer" that has been chasing you is actually a werewolf in his human ruse. He can see into the future so he tried to alter your destinies of becoming vampires by killing you. This, however is impossible seeing as how the fates have already put you in our hands.AS you know he killed your parents but that was them in their human form, in reality they have been vampires for 245 years, serving in each age as human ambassadors to make sure they would not find out about us.""So you're telling me that our parents were vampires, I thought vampires could not mate.""But vampires can mate this isnt the Crique Du freak series you know.And now as it is your duty to fullfill your destiny and avenge your parents death you must Kill the high werewolf overlord ShakThrgarr! YOUR TRAINING BEGINS NOW!" The man unsheated his massive enchanted blade and lunged at the children."USE YOUR NEW FOUND POWESR!"The man then shot a lightning bolt from out of his mouth"LAZZORORORORORRO!"
Andy jumped in front of emi taking both the blow of the massive sword and the lightning bolt.His body was obliterated."THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO NOT TRY TO FIGHT!" The Man started spinning wildly in eratic circles, soon he was going fast enough to created a whirlwind of blades! His special oversoul technique had worked! EMi, most unexpectantly had summoned her own oversoul, the ancient symbiote demon, Thraxgar."Listen to me little one you must say the magical words to make me into an automecha armor, this armor will defned you from his fearsome technique are you ready say the words RYANMERAAAAA!!!!!!!""Okay! RYANMERRRAAAA!" Emi was immediately encased in a automaton armor with swirling red souls drifting over the enamel of the armor like mecurery.She lashed out with a vicous punch the resulting sound of the clash of enchanted metal on metal was horrific She grabbed the spinning blade of the white suited man and threw it across the room. All while this happened Andy slowly started regenerating because he is a bio-vampire and they can regenerate.Yeah, regeneration sucka. When he regenerated he had also come in contact with his oversoul,that of Dr. Manhattan from Watchmen. As he regenerated he started to take the apperence of his oversoul, developing a light blue ethreal glow reminiscint of Dr. Manhattan. Awwwww yeahhhh. He Teleported the white man onto the surface of mars where they started to battle. Drmanhattan-Andy started to disassamble the mans sword but to no avail, so instead he turned it into steam!"Okay you have won this batle let's teleport back to earht, so they both teleported the heck off of mars and back to their cozy little cave in chicago, or was it chicago, no it wasn't really chicago, because as you see when they blacked out they had fallen into the river which led to the atlantic ocean which carried them all the way to Moscow, Russia."Hmmmm I underestimated you, all of you are very gifted, except that willy kid whose arm I broke, what is your oversoul?""I don't wanna say""Well say it it is very important to the cause of the rebellion, so tell us""Okay my oversoul is hitler, the magical whitemage healer.""HITLER?!""YEah, you know hitler was a vegetarian,so I guess that made him a white mage, or a healer if you've never played final fantasy."HAHAHA Loser you got stuck with the healing calss, and hitler too, he is stilla human oversoul who asn't even reached his pure form yet, AHAHA looooossssseeerrrr.
The kids stayed and trained in the way of the oversoul with Matsurgi, as they came to nknow the man in the white suit as. The trained for about 3 years before the master deemed them able to travel to the moutain of the vampires, located in Washington D.C, America. "NOW IT IS TIME FOR THE FIRST CHALLENGE YOU MUST GO ALL THE WAY TO WASH ING TON DISTTRICT OF COLUMBIA TO FIGHT THE 2004 Us MENS soccer team.!" ARE YOU READY THEY ARE ALL GRAND SHOENJI HAN MASTER's IN THE WAY OF THE OVERSOUL AND THEY ALL FIGHT USING SOCCER BALLS AS THEIR SPIRIT MEDIUM EXCEPT THE GOALIE HE USES THE NET! HERE IS THE ROSTER SO YUO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT
DaMarcus Beasley M 5-9 135 May 24, 1982 Fort Wayne, Ind. Chicago Fire (MLS)
Kyle Beckerman M 5-10 160 April 3, 1982 Crofton, Md. Colorado Rapids (MLS)
Nat Borchers D 6-2 175 April 13, 1981 Pueblo, Colo Colorado Rapids (MLS)
Jose Luis Burciaga D 6-1 170 Nov. 16, 1981 Duncansville, Tex. Kansas City Wizards (MLS)
Brian Carroll M 5-10 155 July 20, 1981 Springfield, Va. D.C. United (MLS)
Bobby Convey M 5-9 160 May 27, 1983 Philadelphia D.C. United (MLS)
D.J. Countess G 6-1 185 Jan. 9, 1982 Sacramento, Calif. Dallas Burn (MLS)
Brad Davis M 5-11 165 Nov. 8, 1981 St. Charles, Mo. Dallas Burn (MLS)
Landon Donovan F 5-9 155 Mar. 4, 1981 Redlands, Calif. San Jose Earthquakes (MLS)
Alecko Eskandarian F 5-9 165 July 9, 1982 Montvale, N.J. D.C. United (MLS)
Eddie Gaven F 6-0 165 Oct. 25, 1986 Hamilton, N.J. MetroStars (MLS)
Ed Johnson M\F 6-0 180 Mar. 31, 1984 Palm Coast, Fla. Dallas Burn (MLS)
Ricky Lewis D 6-0 170 May 29, 1982 Spring, Tex. Los Angeles Galaxy (MLS)
Chad Marshall D 6-4 190 Aug. 22, 1984 Riverside, Calif. Columbus Crew (MLS)
Logan Pause D\M 5-10 160 Aug 22, 1981 Hillsborough, N.C. Chicago Fire (MLS)
David Stokes D 6-3 195 May 28, 1982 Dumfries, Va. D.C. United (MLS)
David Testo F 5-10 160 Aug. 7, 1981 Arden, N.C. Columbus Crew (MLS)
Doug Warren G 6-0 190 Mar. 18, 1981 Hoffman Estates, Ill. D.C. United (MLS)
Zak Whitbread D 6-3 180 Jan. 10, 1984 Liverpool, England Liverpool (England)
Chris Wingert D 5-10 160 June 16, 1982 Babylon, N.Y. Columbus Crew (MLS)
OK LETS GO!"
Willy andy and emi all summoned their badass oversouls which had all turned into pure form over the rigourous training over the three years, they were ready to OBLITERATE THE COMPETITION!. Each of the kids came out ready to play the soccer game of their lives,but it wasn't a soccer game, oh no it was a spirit battle! The Us mens 2004 soccer team all came out looking totally buff and ripped, like i'm not kidding they were all like 25 ft tall and weighed at least 5tons of pure muscle. The children had no chacne going against these gods of men, these U.S mens 2004 national team. But once again Willy suprised everyone by using hitlers newlyfound spell, FlareIIIII. I DESTROYED the mens team like how they were destroyed by nigeria, i mean nigeria man comeon, you can beat nigeria. It turns out the the U.S mens team was just a bunch of phoneys and had no actual skills, just like they are now.Boo hoo to all you U.S men wanting to play soccer your dreams will be crushed by the callous hand of the government. This government is trying to be rebuilt by Obamagit the great fire mage who all african-american politican-mages look up to.Andy then did a cartwheel, but this wasn't any normal cartwheel because it was the most beautiful cartwheel you have ever seen he did it so perfectly it made the gods cry. But andy could only do this because Dr. Manhattan had allowed him to. THank goodness Dr. Manhattan was a vampire before the accident.The children walked up to the legendary Mt. Olympus, which was located right over the soccer field! "GOOD JOB CHILDREN YOU CAN GO TO DEAFEAT THE LEGENDARY 10000 werewolf Ronin now!" BUT FIRST WE MUST FEAST!"
And feast the vampires did! They feasted on ethics, pride, respect, and discipline(and you wonder where all the values in the worlds went!)And after that wonderful metaphorical meal they had roasted pig,Creme brule,sorbet,Pb and J's and Deep fried Twinkies! Truly a Meal fit for a god! As a complimentary gift the children all recieved upgraded mediums for their oversouls, except Andy, because his body was the medium. And then they romed the earths surface looking for the werewolves and trying to destroys evil of corrupt society with each passing day
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Too long ; Didn't fucking read.
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Missi0n Grandmaster Cheater
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| TastyToast wrote: | | Too long ; Didn't fucking read. |
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Megistias Newbie cheater
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Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:35 pm Post subject: |
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| TastyToast wrote: | | Too long ; Didn't fucking read. |
But then you missed the good part!
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 7:09 am Post subject: |
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BUMP SO EVERYONE CAN SEE
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Kardi Expert Cheater
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Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| waay to long. write a book, instead
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