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Phixen
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| Faust wrote: | December 17th, and best memory was
I woke up for school on my 16th birthday and went to the kitchen and my mom was leaving for work and threw a box of condoms at me saying, "Don't knock your bitch up." and laughed then went to work...my mom is awesome. and i went to school to find my girlfriend was gone, and i got a call at lunch on my cellphone from my house...it was my girlfriend telling me to come home...i ditch afternoon classes, head home to find: A)My girlfriend naked in my bed, B) Her bi friend, also naked, and...AND, a chair/rope set....
they push me into the chair, tie my hands, cut my shirt off me get me hard...then get dressed and leave.... i managed to get untied by the time my parents got home... they brought me a f5th of Vodka and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and i went to my girlfriends house and we got piss drunk and fucked till we passed out and skipped school the next day hung-over |
Lol, wow, quite the memory you got there. Your mom's awesome! Wish my mom was like that too. 
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[SWED] Faust
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:58 am Post subject: |
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ya my mom is really awesome...we used to chase eachother in Wal-mart acting like retards screaming "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE"
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Phixen
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:59 am Post subject: |
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| Faust wrote: | | ya my mom is really awesome...we used to chase eachother in Wal-mart acting like retards screaming "WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE" |
Lol, did you two get kicked out? 
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[SWED] Faust
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:01 am Post subject: |
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i got kicked out once for shitting in the dressing room and leaving the toilet paper i bought in there with me draped over the door...
totally smash drunk with my carnaval friends in illinois
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Phixen
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:03 am Post subject: |
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| Faust wrote: | i got kicked out once for shitting in the dressing room and leaving the toilet paper i bought in there with me draped over the door...
totally smash drunk with my carnaval friends in illinois |
Man, you've got a fun life there. Mine's too boring. Lol
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[Sex]DevolveR
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:02 am Post subject: |
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| Faust wrote: | i got kicked out once for shitting in the dressing room and leaving the toilet paper i bought in there with me draped over the door...
totally smash drunk with my carnaval friends in illinois |
Nice, I live in Illinois. We should meet up and get wasted, as I am right now because it is my birthday.
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| Xionasis wrote: | | Faust wrote: | i got kicked out once for shitting in the dressing room and leaving the toilet paper i bought in there with me draped over the door...
totally smash drunk with my carnaval friends in illinois |
Nice, I live in Illinois. We should meet up and get wasted, as I am right now because it is my birthday. |
Happy Birthday. 
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| Hack-imz wrote: | April 16, gonna turn 13 next month. I'm expecting clothes that won't fit me. -_-
I might get money as well, then my mother will take it from me and I won't be able to spend it. Sigh...-_- |
So you're 12? I thought you had to be 13 to sign up to this website.
Ontopic: The best thing I remember is my wedding, plain and simple.
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goldengold
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I turned 15 on 13th of March 
I only want money.
Oh and it was Friday so me and a couple of friends went out and got drunk.
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I'm turning 16 on the 12th of April.
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| Faust wrote: | December 17th, and best memory was
I woke up for school on my 16th birthday and went to the kitchen and my mom was leaving for work and threw a box of condoms at me saying, "Don't knock your bitch up." and laughed then went to work...my mom is awesome. and i went to school to find my girlfriend was gone, and i got a call at lunch on my cellphone from my house...it was my girlfriend telling me to come home...i ditch afternoon classes, head home to find: A)My girlfriend naked in my bed, B) Her bi friend, also naked, and...AND, a chair/rope set....
they push me into the chair, tie my hands, cut my shirt off me get me hard...then get dressed and leave.... i managed to get untied by the time my parents got home... they brought me a f5th of Vodka and a 2 liter of Mountain Dew and i went to my girlfriends house and we got piss drunk and fucked till we passed out and skipped school the next day hung-over |
When does your bullshitting stop?
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Fantasy
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| Posted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 6:47 am Post subject: |
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| Something funny was that my Birthday this year fell on a Friday, 13th xD
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| mine's on the 28th april... I'm going to teh Dominican Republic for two weeks
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[SWED] Faust
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| Xionasis wrote: | | Faust wrote: | i got kicked out once for shitting in the dressing room and leaving the toilet paper i bought in there with me draped over the door...
totally smash drunk with my carnaval friends in illinois |
Nice, I live in Illinois. We should meet up and get wasted, as I am right now because it is my birthday. |
i live in missouri, the carnaval travels through illinois every year
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6 / 17 / 91
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