Cheat Engine

korby · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:03 pm Post subject:

Congratulations! You just got your first Newfag! But you are unsure of how to train and care for this immense pile of faggotory.

Setting up your Newfag

When the Newfag comes in the mail, be sure that you have a condom on. If it comes out Female, commence chain and rape. If male, knock the fucker out immediately.

If you ordered a sub-species, like a Sonicfag or a Twifag, then read the other manual to learn about them.

Caring for your newfag
Next, it is advised that you cage them. If they wake up unchained or bound, then they will try and take over by running and returning with a legion of their equals. If that happens, call Customer Support and they'll send in the Oldfags to take care of the problem.

You can feed them hope and dreams until they are full if you want them to be Oldfags.
Or
You can just feed them LOL until they become a LOLCOW.

Breaking your Newfag to Oldfags
Oh, done with playing with your Newfag and you want him/her to become a good part of the community?

Once they get full on those hopes and dreams, break those spirits with gore and shock sites. They will cry, squeal and whine until they get used to it. Then break out the book on how to Internet.

[SPW]Jsin · Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 9:05 pm Post subject:

i told you. i told you. also, un-oc