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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:32 pm Post subject: If heterosexual men cant show there cocks to eachother.... |
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:49 pm Post subject: |
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well....
technically...........................
you rubbed up all over your fathers cock when you were being made.
sperm came from his testicles, which you were swimming inside of along with your other millions of brothers and sisters who died.
then the sperm made up its way through your father's cock and into your mothers vegina were your dad repeatedly pounded it.
so you might have actually touched a dick more than once in a matter of seconds......
and then your face and every other body part after they developed rubbed all over your mothers vegina as you were being born.
A doctor then came and started touching you all over. He may have cleaned up your penis when he cleaning up all the blood with a towel off your body. He also spanked you while you were naked.
Oh and, you have a female chromosome.
XY, X = girl.
so your 23rd pair of chromosomes is half girl half man.
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Seriously though, every man on earth will one day see a penis that is not his. You do it all the time when you watch normal porn. Unless you watch female gay porn only.
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:50 pm Post subject: |
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| You did not rub up on your dads cock because you are not a sperm. You are a mix of the sperm and the egg. |
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Hero I'm a spammer
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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| *WAITS FOR PEOPLE TO GET THE REFF* |
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | You did not rub up on your dads cock because you are not a sperm. You are a mix of the sperm and the egg. |
oh really, your father produces eggs?
Sperms =/= eggs
Sperms enter the eggs.
Half of your dna came from a sperm cell
your dna makes up your physical body.
so you were half produced inside a testicle, half produced inside an ovary.
So technically speaking, you were inside a penis as DNA.
then you started to divide once the sperm fertilized the egg and both nucleous' combined.
*Me thinks i meant to say chromosomes instead of DNA)
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br0l0ck Cheater
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Redding wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | You did not rub up on your dads cock because you are not a sperm. You are a mix of the sperm and the egg. |
oh really, your father produces eggs?
Sperms =/= eggs
Sperms enter the eggs.
Half of your dna came from a sperm cell
your dna makes up your physical body.
so you were half produced inside a testicle, half produced inside an ovary.
So technically speaking, you were inside a penis.
then you started to divide once the sperm fertilized the egg and both nucleous' combined. | What the fuck are you talking about, I never said the dad made eggs, I said that we are a mix of sperm and the egg. |
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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whatever, ignore that then, one half still came from father.
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| I kill half made babies when I jack off, right Redding? |
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | I kill half made babies when I jack off, right Redding? |
not really =/
you kill sperms which would become babies if they were to ever manage to get inside an egg.
But either way, you cant have a baby unless you have the sperm.
And the sperm does contain half of what you are.
Prove me wrong on that. _________________
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Redding wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | I kill half made babies when I jack off, right Redding? |
not really =/
you kill sperms which would become babies if they were to ever manage to get inside an egg.
But either way, you cant have a baby unless you have the sperm.
And the sperm does contain half of what you are.
Prove me wrong on that. | The sperm contains half the things NEEDED to make you. its not half of what you are. |
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redslothx Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Brolock wrote: | | Redding wrote: | | Brolock wrote: | | I kill half made babies when I jack off, right Redding? |
not really =/
you kill sperms which would become babies if they were to ever manage to get inside an egg.
But either way, you cant have a baby unless you have the sperm.
And the sperm does contain half of what you are.
Prove me wrong on that. | The sperm contains half the things NEEDED to make you. its not half of what you are. |
neither egg nor sperm can possibly contain what you will become in terms of matter.
However, they do each contain half of your chromosomes which will determine what you will become, the rest is up to the choices the mother makes.
So yes, sperm and egg do contain half of you.
and the sperm/eggs does not contain half of the things needed to make you,
As i just said, that is up to your mothers choices in life.
Eat healthy or do drugs, what are you giving to the fetus?
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By the way, when i said "half of what you are"
i meant genetic make up. Which is your true identity. _________________
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:08 pm Post subject: |
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| ok, so you dont need sperm or eggs to make babies, they are not needed. |
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:10 pm Post subject: |
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| I lol'ed. |
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Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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did u know that everbody has been a girl. even you and me (i am a boy)
the first 2 days inside the mama all humans are girls and then the thing choses what it wants to be. by chromosoms or something. |
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