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Darkcow45 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject: Best jokes? |
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Post your best jokes, clean or dirty.
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xV I post too much
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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YO
MAMMA
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FAT,
SHE'S
FAT.
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Adolfo I'm a spammer
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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I got this one from Fallout 3 and it sucks:
A neutron walks into a bar. "How much for a drink?" To which the bartender responds, "For you, no charge."
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Woman Rights.
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| Shrooms wrote: | | but sadly this is 1984 and western civilization the last ones standing at the top of titanic before it sinks...no matter what you do, they know |
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pzxtw I post too much
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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nigger
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Shota Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Tyler wrote: | | Woman Rights. |
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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A guy walks into a bra, and tells everyone in advance that he is dyslectic.
A guy walks into a bar, the bartender tells him that he has a steering weel jammed inbetween his cock, the guy replies: I know, its driving me nuts.
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Adolfo I'm a spammer
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:33 pm Post subject: |
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LoL
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Darkcow45 Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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LOL NICE. <3 womens rights. and the bra bar one too
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Shota Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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| Yuri wrote: | | Tyler wrote: | | Woman Rights. |
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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| A tomato walks down the street with his friend, his friend gets run over, what does the other tomato do?
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ControlAltDelete Friendly Giant
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject: |
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Have you heard? I have a black guy in my family tree,
He's still hanging there.
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Adolfo I'm a spammer
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | A tomato walks down the street with his friend, his friend gets run over, what does the other tomato do? |
idk
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Shota Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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what's a long and black line?
unemployment line.
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| He calls 911.
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