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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: EPIC STORY |
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I DECIDED TO DOWNLOAD WAREZ:
would fbi be inclined to bust down my door with a battering ram with a smiley face on the front and then rush in swat style and then i run up and grab my 22 single shot and we jump down the stairs from the top banister and then do a 15 foot dive across the couch shooting them the whole time and you can see the slowmo blood spray even though they have body armor and im using a .22, and its single shot, and i only have one bullet but for some reason i never have to reload and there is always a bullet in the chamber and i never have to pull back the charging handle and i dive behind the couch and we have a 30 minute shootout max payne style even though bullets would easily go through my couch but i eventually emerge victorious then i jump on top of my couch and a random camera pans over the bullets laying over the ground and the bullet holes that are in my couch which look like someone shot iron walls instead of flimsy fabric then i run upstairs and jump through my window and start firing at a group of cops which teleported to my house and land 20 feet down on the asphalt road and then i start running a fucking MARATHON even though im a FAT ASS and suck at running long distance and every so often i fire behind me randomly and manage to disable tanks that took time from their busy afgan days to come chase me then i go sex up my girlfriend for the sake of a topless scene and then i rob a bank for the cash and go buy a .243 single shot which is breech loaded but never has to be reloaded and always has a bullet in the chamber... TO BE CONTINUED??
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED ACTUALLY, NIGGAS:So as i expected the fbi came and busted down my door with a battering ram (no smiley face ) but i was ready like a person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin for some crack so i shot the first one in the nose and he went down then i dived behind the couch and then there was massive shooting but they all had to reload at the same time so i jumped back over grapped the 4 bore shotgun that the first guy i shot had dropped and emptied three shells into the rest of the fbi cia nfc atc ss devil angel guys then grabbed up more ammo and ran like a motherfucker down to the PX to rob that shit so i knocked that place over and then ran down the street with this GIANT FUCKING PUNT GUN IN MY HAND and this GIANT FUCKING 4 BORE SHOTGUN TRIPLE BARREL OVER UNDER LOADED WITH A 50 BMG a 700 NITRO and a fucking FOUR BORE CARTRIDGE, NIGGA. At some point some radical person with a high concentration of pigment in his skin must have noticed this extreme unnessicary firepower and CALLED THE COPS! SHIT afro american humans ACTUALLY CALL THE COPS? WHOWOULDATHUNK? SO I (MORE CAPS GUYS) AIMED THE PUNT GUN AT THOSE MOTHERFUCKING COPS AND lol whatever guys...get the fuck off my internets.
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| way tl;dr
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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | way tl;dr | fuck you NIGGA ITS WORTH IT.
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 3:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Shit dont write books here D; go GD if you really want people to read it.
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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| BITCH GET TO READIN
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Truth is i cant D:
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Ihazanidea Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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Umm why does this dude have -2 rep? is he that hated?
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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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| YES, BITCH!
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I like bitches and people that are hated.
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Ihazanidea Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:19 pm Post subject: |
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/bitchslap sirhaxalot BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL IRRETARDED A BITCH
/bitchslap
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| tblake97 wrote: | /bitchslap sirhaxalot BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL IRRETARDED A BITCH
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You have no right to protect me, ask my permission next time. now slap my ass.
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sir h4xalot Expert Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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| CUZ BITCHES DONT KNOW!
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Ihazanidea Cheater
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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| I R RETARDED! wrote: | | tblake97 wrote: | /bitchslap sirhaxalot BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL IRRETARDED A BITCH
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You have no right to protect me, ask my permission next time. now slap my ass. | Again? Do i haave too?
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Yazu™ How do I cheat?
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:24 pm Post subject: |
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| tblake97 wrote: | | I R RETARDED! wrote: | | tblake97 wrote: | /bitchslap sirhaxalot BITCH HOW DARE YOU CALL IRRETARDED A BITCH
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You have no right to protect me, ask my permission next time. now slap my ass. | Again? Do i haave too? |
Bitch please, I dont have time for this shit.
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Ihazanidea Cheater
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