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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:44 pm Post subject: Why do people put lotion when they jack off?

its kinda awkward o_O

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:48 pm Post subject:

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:50 pm Post subject:

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i fap in the shower no need

And get web hand? EWWW
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:37 pm Post subject:

web hand, lol, thats a good word for it, lotion is for kicks i guess, i use it, sometimes.

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:46 pm Post subject:

Well, the smell of sperm isnt pretty. I mainly do that to cover up the smell a little.

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject:

.:Ryussei:. wrote:

Well, the smell of sperm isnt pretty. I mainly do that to cover up the smell a little.

Oh the semen, makes me throw up~!
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:48 pm Post subject:

Lubrication? _________________

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 9:58 pm Post subject:

ASN3S wrote:

Lubrication?

Lotion isn't a lubrication, it's to make your skin softer, which does nothing but make your skin feel more soft....

idk

but lotion isn't a lube. :/
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:08 pm Post subject:

the fuck is jack off?

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject:

RickRoll wrote:

the fuck is jack off?

Masturbation, idiot.
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:23 pm Post subject:

the fuck is masterbaton?

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:24 pm Post subject:

Oblivious wrote:

the fuck is masterbaton?

Irony? Are you a little kid?
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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:27 pm Post subject:

flipflop09999 wrote:

Oblivious wrote:

the fuck is masterbaton?

Irony? Are you a little kid?

im not little
im 95 pounds
thats big for my age

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Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 10:36 pm Post subject:

Oblivious wrote:

the fuck is masterbaton?

hmmm, i'm not sure what a MASTERBATON is. Maybe it's a baton (police stick) that's over sized.

On the other hand, masturbation is when you pleasure yourself.
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