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@Retallion
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 Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:52 pm Post subject: About to meet up with a girl. |
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I'm scared. Her names Sonja, she's french.
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.sephiroth.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:53 pm Post subject: Re: About to meet up with a girl. |
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| Retallion wrote: | | I'm scared. Her names Sonja, she's french. |
Baker?
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Just be yourself.
Walk up to her and be like "Hey, I'll be honest, I'm hoping on getting laid tonight. Please?"
Ask real nicely.
Usually they comply, even if it's just pity sex.
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| ASN3S wrote: | Just be yourself.
Walk up to her and be like "Hey, I'll be honest, I'm hoping on getting laid tonight. Please?"
Ask real nicely.
Usually they comply, even if it's just pity sex. |
Listen to this man.
He knows what he's doing.
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.sephiroth.
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| ASN3S wrote: | Just be yourself.
Walk up to her and be like "Hey, I'll be honest, I'm hoping on getting laid tonight. Please?"
Ask real nicely.
Jizz in pants
Usually they comply, even if it's just pity sex. |
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| Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:55 pm Post subject: |
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| ASN3S wrote: | Just be yourself.
Walk up to her and be like "Hey, I'll be honest, I'm hoping on getting laid tonight. Please?"
Ask real nicely.
Usually they comply, even if it's just pity sex. |
if this fails just put chinese made beads in her drink.
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@Retallion
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| Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 8:56 pm Post subject: |
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Or not. Thanks for the suggestions but I plan on just hanging out.
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| Retallion wrote: | | Or not. Thanks for the suggestions but I plan on just hanging out. |
Get Date Movie Unrated.
Every time a naked woman comes on screen, make a big show of staring at Sonja's chest. Mention her breast size at some point.
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| Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 9:07 pm Post subject: |
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Just because you're a small little child who's never met someone from the opposite gender.
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| WhosWhoOfHoosville wrote: |
Just because you're a small little child who's never met someone from the opposite gender. |
He's met them.
No socializing though, he's afraid.
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| ASN3S wrote: | | WhosWhoOfHoosville wrote: |
Just because you're a small little child who's never met someone from the opposite gender. |
He's met them.
No socializing though, he's afraid. |
what, your mom doesn't count?
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| The_Fish wrote: | | ASN3S wrote: | | WhosWhoOfHoosville wrote: |
Just because you're a small little child who's never met someone from the opposite gender. |
He's met them.
No socializing though, he's afraid. |
what, your mom doesn't count? |
He'd better hope not with my mom.
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@Retallion
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