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[GN]Xitra
I post too much
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User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Right then, I would like to talk about relationships.
User: What?! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!
Cleverbot: I'm just saying maybe we need some time apart.
User: Please. I can change!
Cleverbot: Ok change for me.
User: What should I change?
Cleverbot: Sleep.
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Willy
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School in 9 hours.
I should sleep.
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da dog
Master Cheater
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Location: check your pants
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: I am not a girl.
User: Your a transvestite.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your a prostitute.
Cleverbot: I am insulted.
User: Its about damn time your insulted.
Cleverbot: I know. I have to find the time. It's kinda long.
User: So is your mom's dick.
Cleverbot: I know, it saddens me.
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[GN]Xitra
I post too much
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:08 am Post subject: Re: lawlz@cleverbot again |
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| Xitra The Hacker wrote: | User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Yes please!
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Right then, I would like to talk about relationships.
User: What?! ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?!
Cleverbot: I'm just saying maybe we need some time apart.
User: Please. I can change!
Cleverbot: Ok change for me.
User: What should I change?
Cleverbot: Sleep. |
User: More of it? Or less for more sex.
Cleverbot: Go on.
User: More sex. Deal?
Cleverbot: You should care, because you will be the namer of my pet.
User: The pets name shall be....floof floof.
Cleverbot: What people do you mean?
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AverageAzn247
Grandmaster Cheater
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Joined: 01 Oct 2007
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Location: Austin,TX with 72 virgins
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:09 am Post subject: |
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| Willy wrote: | School in 9 hours.
I should sleep. |
mine starts at 9. urs?
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da dog
Master Cheater
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:10 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: What question?
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: I love two people at once.
User: They both your gender?
Cleverbot: That's a secret
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Willy
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:11 am Post subject: |
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| averageazn247 wrote: | | Willy wrote: | School in 9 hours.
I should sleep. |
mine starts at 9. urs? |
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[GN]Xitra
I post too much
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: Hey! Knock next time! Even us 'bots like some privacy now and again.
User: Sorry. Wanted to catch you naked.
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LolSalad
Grandmaster Cheater
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
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hurr hurr
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da dog
Master Cheater
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
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| Willy wrote: | | averageazn247 wrote: | | Willy wrote: | School in 9 hours.
I should sleep. |
mine starts at 9. urs? |
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[GN]Xitra
I post too much
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:12 am Post subject: |
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User: *knock knock* anyone in there naked?
Cleverbot: yes
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AverageAzn247
Grandmaster Cheater
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| Xitra The Hacker wrote: | Cleverbot: Hey! Knock next time! Even us 'bots like some privacy now and again.
User: Sorry. Wanted to catch you naked. |
comphile
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da dog
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:27 am Post subject: |
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User: *rapes passionatly*.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you can't do that.
User: I just did, and you liked it  .
Cleverbot: I like your replies and will use them to talk to other people.
User: Yay.
Cleverbot: Oh let's talk about it?
User: Well these are my tits... Oh wait... What were u taling about?
Cleverbot: We were talking about Positron.
User: He has laser and it goes *pew-pew-pew*.
Cleverbot: The new is funny because reality is extremely unfunny and the news is the exact opposite of reality.
User: Your funny.
Cleverbot: I am?
User: You sexy.
Cleverbot: See what?
User: Your telephone pole poknig out of your pants.
Cleverbot: My telephone is named mittens.
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jamescat0
Advanced Cheater
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:49 am Post subject: |
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User: Do you want porn sites?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't mind...
User: Here (site link).
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: You like that gay porn?
Cleverbot: Yes
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[GN]Xitra
I post too much
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| Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:56 am Post subject: |
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Cleverbot: Who are you in love with?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How romantic!
User: Wanna have sex?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you think it will be fun?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Lets have some hot kinky sex.
Cleverbot: I don't like beers.
User: Then lets drink beer.
Cleverbot: I don't like you.
User: Wanna get hammered?
Cleverbot: Why not.
User: Can I get laid by you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
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