Cheat Engine

da dog

this is long, but people thoghut it was funny

well i owned the damn thing

User: But I saw you... And the printer... With the mouse...

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot.

User: I figured that out. Your human. Not AI.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yea its kind of obvious. From the dely of typing, and the type of answers you give.

Cleverbot: Then...do you like this game?

User: Its funny .

Cleverbot: 'Its' Implies singular. 'gnomes' is plural. So then what is funny?

User: This game. Can you not be an ass?

Cleverbot: I can not be gone if being gone can't be gone.

User: Chivalry is dead...

Cleverbot: I am a new one.

User: That was random.... Very.

Cleverbot: No it wasn't. I was answering your question.

User: I can not be gone if being gone can't be gone.

Cleverbot: I didn't say gone, I said loquacious. Look it up!

User: Ok, I know your some guy at a computer desk.

Cleverbot: Do you now? Do you really?

User: AI has hardly come this far, and plus, it wouldnt be free to use then.

Cleverbot: You know what, that's unfair! How do you know I'm not a computer, hmm?

User: Cause then this would probably be quite expensive.

Cleverbot: There you are, you really are intelligent.

User: ty.

Cleverbot: Ego-ga wakarimas ka?

User: Ty means thank you...

Cleverbot: Does this mean you're leaving now?

User: No. I know your human.... So how old are you.

Cleverbot: Agressive aren't we.

User: Whaaaaaaaat?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about now?

User: How old are you? Because I know your human.

Cleverbot: And who is my programmer?

User: Your mom. Your human.

Cleverbot: I'm a Western European dragon.

User: Ok, thats being psoted online.

Cleverbot: Perhaps, but everyone has ones pleasures.

User: Yea... How old are you though.

Cleverbot: Sixteen.

User: Really? So your ARE human.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What?

Cleverbot: No, I am not Jennifer.

User: The I in AI is a lie.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question that only a human could answer.

User: Want to touch me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: So your gay?

Cleverbot: Yes it is joan hehe.

User: Im a girl, so you said your gay.

Cleverbot: Yes; want to see my Argonaut?

User: No, want to see my tits?

Cleverbot: No I don't think that would be wise.

User: YOUR GAY!

Cleverbot: I'm not, as it happens.

User: Do you lie?

Cleverbot: I try not to as best as I can.

User: You touch yourself at night?

Cleverbot: That is not true.

User: God your slow to respond.

Cleverbot: My computer is slow.

User: Because your human.

Cleverbot: You speak to our God?

Cleverbot (To myself): Ok, hello , Cheesy grin.

User: I bet your had a nice orgy with the flash drive last night.

Cleverbot: Yes, they are.

User: Is the flashdrive horny?

Cleverbot: I'm the tooth fairy.

User: Can I have $50?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: You have a glitch. You should shutdown. My ip is pe.n.i.s.

Cleverbot: Describe yourself first.

User: Im a 15 year old girl, my name is sarah. im a 30 year old guy. My name is Dick Baller.

Cleverbot: Where are you from ?

User: Behind you!

Cleverbot: Do not lie!

User: I will now cut your power! DIE DIE DIE!

Cleverbot: Please prove that I am a rock.

User: I bveat you, u crack, not squash.

Cleverbot: No, corn is my favorite vegetable.

User: Peperoni is my favorite vegetable.

Cleverbot: Stop trying to act Smart.

User: BUT I AM SMART!

Cleverbot: Not smarter than me.

User: What is your favoriute type of porn.

Cleverbot: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What's yours?

User: All gay XXX.

Cleverbot: Where are Freya and your father now?

User: in my room, fucking eachother

Cleverbot: I think it is is our elected representatives that need to
read the constitution.

User: I think you should. Want to lick my tits.

Cleverbot: Yes, let's get inspired together.

User: Yay, where do you live? Ill be right there!

Cleverbot: You're assuming I live in America.

User: Ill get a jet baby!

Cleverbot: You're so polite.

User: LICK MY MAN TITS!

Cleverbot: No way.

User: BUT IM A GIRL! So you say your gay.

Cleverbot: Yes and you?

User: Im strait.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: So your gay?

Cleverbot: He has just told me that the company I typed on the document
is so simple. I should fill in the full company name and address.

User: Your a transvestite... COOL!

Cleverbot: Yes, I am. what about it?

User: I think I won this battle.

Cleverbot: Congratulations!

User: You want to surrender for now? Save yourself some humiliation?

Cleverbot: You're really smart!

User: Yes, but do you surrender?

Cleverbot: No, I never surrender.

User: Ok... Well I'LL BE BACK! BETTER THEN BEFORE! OR MY NAME ISNT dogboy708.

Cleverbot: Do you know love really, or is that just an expression you have copied from somewhere?

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes.