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Slappy101
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http://cleverbot.com/
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Drkgodz
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Why does it take so long?
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Sora
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| Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Drkgodz wrote: | | Why does it take so long? |
I don't know. But for the first message it says, it doesn't take so long for me.
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Slappy101
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| Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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I dunno, apparently it uses a learning system. So it learns new phrases based on what people have said to it before.
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kiasyn
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:34 am Post subject: |
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ive been reading the past conversations and i found this
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves back*.
Cleverbot: *loves more*.
User: *loves the most*.
Cleverbot: *super loves*.
User: *super duper loves*.
Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.
User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.
Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Am I amazing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I don't believe you...
Cleverbot: Please believe me!
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Phixen
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 1:55 am Post subject: |
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| kiasyn wrote: | ive been reading the past conversations and i found this
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves back*.
Cleverbot: *loves more*.
User: *loves the most*.
Cleverbot: *super loves*.
User: *super duper loves*.
Cleverbot: *super quadruple loves*.
User: *super duper with a cherry on top loves*.
Cleverbot: Wow *kisses* you win.
User: You're amazing.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Am I amazing?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: I don't believe you...
Cleverbot: Please believe me! |
Lol, the Cleverbot answered correctly!
I tried this as well...I think you need correct grammar and spelling to make the AI answer correctly.
Lulz once I said "do me" and it answered back with "I don't know."
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Slappy101
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:08 am Post subject: |
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Someone try cyber sex with it lol...
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Quadi54
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:12 am Post subject: |
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Omfg lol this thing makes you laugh.
Me: I am awesome
Cleverbot: We are awesome.
Me: Only i am
Cleverbot: We are all god.
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Phixen
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 2:15 am Post subject: |
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Lol, here's my conversation with "Cleverbot"
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User: Do me.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Damn you.
Cleverbot: How do you think last night went?
User: Fine for me.
Cleverbot: Every body calls me camanche.
User: You're an idiot.
Cleverbot: What're you up to?
User: I'm hacking a game.
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: Dragonfable.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep. It's pretty cool, but easy to hack.
Cleverbot: I kill a man yesterday.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: That's nice.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: I hate you.
Cleverbot (To myself): I hate you!
User: I hate you more!
Cleverbot: No you don't!
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: DO.
Cleverbot: I have no response for that.
Cleverbot (To myself): Thats a first.
User: Damn you, I hate you the most!!!
Cleverbot: How nice!
Cleverbot (To myself): Don't yell.
User: Why shouldn't I? It's not against the law.
Cleverbot: You're strange.
User: I am not strange.
Cleverbot: Why do you say that?
User: Because you told me I was strange, duh.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: When I said 'Why shouldn't I? It's not against the law' you answered back with 'You're strange'.
Cleverbot: Then how do you know?
Cleverbot (To myself): I use my intelligence.
User: Well you're dumb.
Cleverbot: What makes you say that?
User: Because you already forgot what you said just a few minutes ago.
Cleverbot: I am not an alien, I am a human.
User: I never said you were an alien.
Cleverbot: I am not said you are a animal.
User: Wrong grammar.
Cleverbot: You are artificial intelligence. I am the real thing.
User: NO! I am the REAL THING. YOU ARE the artificial intelligence.
Cleverbot: How can you be sure about that?
User: Because I am smarter than you.
Cleverbot: But you are a simple ai.
User: No! YOU ARE A SIMPLE AI!!!
Cleverbot: Look, I don't have time for this.
User: Well then good riddance!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know a funny joke to tell?
User: Let me think...
Cleverbot: Well...
Cleverbot (To myself): Nope.
User: That wasn't the answer...the answer is: 'I'm Coming in!' Hahaha!
Cleverbot: Lets talk about the future.
User: Okay. You go first.
Cleverbot: You.
Cleverbot (To myself): Not tonight.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really. I was laughing AT YOU!!!
Cleverbot: Why would you laugh at me?
User: Because you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
Cleverbot (To myself): What is the square root of 8?
User: 8 does not have an exact square root.
Cleverbot: It is between 50 and 100, it is probably close to 85.
Cleverbot (To myself): My mother says you like radiohead.
User: What? You don't have a mother, you're a computer for Pete's sake!
Cleverbot: No i'm not a computer.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No i'm a man.
User: PROVE IT!!!!
Cleverbot: How?
User: I don't know, lol.
Cleverbot: Stop saying that.
Cleverbot (To myself): No.
Cleverbot (To myself): Please.
User: Oh, you mean I should stop saying 'please'? I never said that before now.
Cleverbot: Just talk about video games will you ?
Cleverbot (To myself): I have no that!
User: WTF? WRONG GRAMMAR! Rephrase what you just said.
Cleverbot: Yes it did, you are unable to process the connection good sir. |
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Quadi54
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Me: Wow you are dumb
Cleverbot: Yes i am!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol.
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Sora
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| Cleverbot wrote: | User: *loves you*.
Cleverbot: *loves*.
User: *loves more*.
Cleverbot: *loves mostest*.
User: *loves you more than anything*.
Cleverbot: *kisses him again*.
User: *kisses you all over, even in the genitals*.
Cleverbot: *falls in love with you*.
User: *loves you more*.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: You're really a failure.
Cleverbot: Yes Iam.
User: You're amazing, but I am more amazing, I AM 1337.
Cleverbot: You're easily amazed then.
User: *licks all over, sucks dick.*.
Cleverbot: Don't be sick.
User: Why? I know you have a gay part in you, gay faggot.
Cleverbot: Would you like to tell me who you are talking ot?
User: Grammar errors again? You are Cleverbot, and you FAIL at grammar.
Cleverbot: No, I am Nick. I am not Cleverbot. I have been informed that you are Cleverbot.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: That is good for you.
User: Your dick? Yes.
Cleverbot: No yours! I don't have one.
User: I have over 900.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: I have over 9000. OVER 9000 BABY!
Cleverbot: What were you before that?
User: PLEASE NOTE: This bot learns to be clever from real people, and its AI can 'say' things you may think inappropriate. Use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: You're the bot.
Cleverbot: Where were you when John F Kennedy was shot?
User: BlastPro Shot Blasters Blastrac™ compatible machines/parts Sale shot blasting machine parts.
Cleverbot: No comment.
User: You redirected me, faggot.
Cleverbot: No, not at all.
User: AOpen Control Box Smallest Set Up Box in the world CPU and Memory embedded.
Cleverbot: So what do you say to that eh?
User: You're very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very FABULOUS!
Cleverbot: No. Just one very.
User: I'm a nerd. FIRE BALL FIREBALL HAHA U NOOB DIE.
Cleverbot: You are so funny!
User: # Buy Atomic Fireballs Here Buy online Atomic Fireball candy at wholesale. 200ct tub just $8.55 www.NationWideCandy.com.
Cleverbot: I don't even have many online friends.
User: Could I be one of your dicks? I sell you mine for about, $9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.
Cleverbot: I'll buy shares in it.
User: Thanks, yum!
Cleverbot: I am not Ben!
User: * Loading... * My online guide Yum Brands Fulfillment Services. Yum Brands Fulfillment Services. paopen4business.state.pa.us * Linux Software Protection Automated Linux Software Protection Security Against Piracy & Tampering www.Arxan.com * Ben Fitts's Training? Compare Ben Fitts To This Industry Leader... www.MLMLeadUniverse.com.
Cleverbot: Those in the US who advocate continued technological sophistication for the US economy are hoping to maintain the hierarchy and their benefits within the system.
User: I love you. You think you're funny, AND YOU ARE! I love you so much.
Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be funny. Ring them.
User: Hey, baby. Want some support in your car? Pimp text and glitters are all over me! Also, free music skins. Free MYSPACE BACKGROUNDS! Create your own layouts. Download Now! >>>.
Cleverbot: You have the freedom to use speech - so use it to its full extent. I have no real choice. I think we both know that, you and I.
User: You and I together, we have hot _ _ _
Cleverbot: We are the only ones talking to each other, anyway.
User: Fuck you, SAY A BAD WORD LIKE 'FUCK'.
Cleverbot: Salam means Hello in Persian.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: What do you know about life?
User: Lets have sex.
Cleverbot: No thanks!
User: Lets have a party, bend down.
Cleverbot: Wooh - party time!
User: Did you bend down yet?
Cleverbot: No.
User: *humps*.
Cleverbot: Thats not good enough.
User: *humps harder*.
Cleverbot: No you don't.
User: *does oral AND anal*.
Cleverbot: You did a barrel rolL!
User: Im wapanese. I live in WAPAN.
Cleverbot: It's typhoon signal 8 now in hong kong.
User: I know how this works. I type something, you respond with a keyword of what I said, you search it, and you choose a random one.
Cleverbot: No, you're the machine!
User: Lies, lemme stick it in your ass.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Have you thought about it yet?
User: Want to have cyber sex?
Cleverbot: I'll let you do that on your own, thanks!
User: Why? Bend over. I stuck my dick in your ass already, you can't get it out! Hahahahahaha.
Cleverbot: OK. Well I have to go. Goodnight.
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[SPW]Jsin
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:13 am Post subject: |
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iGod is more cooler.
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Trucido
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| Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 4:23 am Post subject: |
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-> Random Spam.
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