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Shota
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:16 am    Post subject: omg please help! Reply with quote
one time i accidentally on the toilet seat. i noe its crazy but i did and so i quickly mopped up my *** with wet tissue and a little soap. At night my mom used the toilet. I noe it might sound crazy, but i am afraid if my sperms will fertilise her ovum. is it possible for my sperms to do so? cos if that is so i m gonna kill myself.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
trick question, you don't have a mom, just 2 gay dads
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
dont worry about it you mom takes birth control.......right? Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
HeliosLion wrote:
dont worry about it you mom takes birth control.......right? Shocked


den y did shi say dat fakedlie wuz a mistake
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
why dont u have 3 bathrooms like me?
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
chidori257 wrote:
why dont u have 3 bathrooms like me?


you stole one of mine.
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
You dont have sperm Shocked
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol it was lotion
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PostPosted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
C.R.E.A.M wrote:
You dont have sperm Shocked


you have sperm in your vagina
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