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Rick. · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:33 am Post subject: <3 chuck norris

Stylised · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:35 am Post subject:

Yeah bitches.

Rick. · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:37 am Post subject:

In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

1929394839292057839194958 · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:41 am Post subject:

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Rick. · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:43 am Post subject:

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Stylised · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:48 am Post subject:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Rick. · Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:54 am Post subject:

When J. Robert Oppenheimer said "I am become death, the destroyer Of worlds", He was not referring to the atomic bomb. He was referring to the Chuck Norris halloween costume he was wearing.