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Solomon Grundy Cheater
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: My super awesome pickup line for girls |
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Add a bed, Subtract our clothes, Divide her legs, And hope we don't multiply.
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CRISISxCupid I post too much
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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NOPE. NOT FUNNY.
lol'd.
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Nick :3 I posted too much crap
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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Lol'd
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S3NSA :3
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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"Are you free tonight?"
"Yes"
(proceed to make a move)
"Are you free tonight?"
"No"
"Oh, so I have to pay?"
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ArcaneKnite Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| S3NSA wrote: | "Are you free tonight?"
"Yes"
(proceed to make a move)
"Are you free tonight?"
"No"
"Oh, so I have to pay?" |
For you, it's always free.
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Oblivious Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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| S3NSA wrote: | "Are you free tonight?"
"Yes"
(proceed to make a move)
"Are you free tonight?"
"No"
"Oh, so I have to pay?" |
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
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S3NSA :3
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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| spameKnite wrote: | | S3NSA wrote: | "Are you free tonight?"
"Yes"
(proceed to make a move)
"Are you free tonight?"
"No"
"Oh, so I have to pay?" |
For you, it's always free. |
I know, just offering help to those with less awesome.
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CRISISxCupid I post too much
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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My great pickup line that WILL work one day.
If you were a girl, I'd fuck you all day long.
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sinsgift Cheater
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:54 pm Post subject: |
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old pick up lines are old
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The Fish Expert Cheater
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:55 pm Post subject: Re: My super awesome pickup line for girls |
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| Aslan3040 wrote: | | Add a bed, Subtract our clothes, Divide your legs, And hope we don't multiply. |
/facepalm
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HackOtaku I posted the 500000th topic
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:56 pm Post subject: |
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| What would you do with a naked girl standing next to a bad with her legs cut in half?
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ArcaneKnite Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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| HackOtaku wrote: | | What would you do with a naked girl standing next to a bad with her legs cut in half? |
Mutilate her further.
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Aniblaze Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:58 pm Post subject: |
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I don't get it. When I take her panties, which are soaked in her own pee, out of her mouth while she's tied to the table in a spread position, it usually starts with:
"OH GOD PLEASE NO!"
I don't have to say a thing except for "Kiekeboe" when I put the taser in her neck.
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[SPW]Killamoocow Master Cheater
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Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:59 pm Post subject: |
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UMTSZH UMTSZH GREEN DICK IS BETTER THAN BLUE DICK OH SHI- MOTHER FUCKA-
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