Cheat Engine

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We were all in Random Spam one day, doing what we do best, when S3NSA materialized out of thin air. "Good day, ASN3S." he said in a kind voice, a smile on his face. "Have you ever met ControlAltDelete?" he asked. "Control who?" ASN3S asked, thinking he was referring to the Windows button combination. "ControlAltDelete," S3NSA repeated, "he's my sexy bitch with all the hook-ups." ASN3S was puzzled. "Aren't I?...Nevermind, where is he?" he asked. "He's right over there." S3NSA said as he pointed to a slightly large adolescent with a friendly face. "Who's that...kid with him?" ASN3S asked, noticing a smaller person on his hands and knees following ControlAltDelete around. "Oh, that's SmarterDen3." S3NSA said, distaste in his voice. "He's ControlAltDelete's bitch. He does simple tasks in exchange for spoonfeeding on Maplestory." ASN3S grinned, slightly amused. "I'll be sure to talk to them." he said as he walked towards them. "Have fun!" S3NSA said as he disappeared.

"Hey, you, S3NSA told me you were ControlAltDelete?" ASN3S asked as he arrived beside him. "Yep, that's me, anything you need? I host Vent and hook people up with NNB. That is, if they're worthy." he said, turning to meet our hero. The little one, known as SmarterDen3 turned to look at ASN3S. "Whos dees fgt I fk up him u giv NNB?" he not so much said as slurred to ControlAltDelete. "That raises a good point, who are you?" ControlAltDelete said, suddenly looking at ASN3S with suspicion in his eyes. "I, kind sir, am ASN3S!" he exclaimed, his voice suddenly thunderous over the chatter of Random Spam. "Oh, it's you!" ControlAltDelete said, suddenly friendly again, "If there's anything you need, just ask." he said cheerfully.

At this time, Zohan, in the form of Gordan Freeman, made his move. He flipped up 20 feet in the air from behind a rock, grabbing a rifle from his back as he did so, and landed on his feet not far from the conversing ASN3S. "Greetings, ASN3S, I am Zohan, the Godkiller and your destruction!" he yelled, firing three rounds from his gun. ASN3S noticed two things immediately. One: He fired at the ground, but the bullets immediately flew up on a reasonable level. Two: That reasonable level was a collision course with his head. ASN3S, late in acting, conjured an energy shield out of thin air in front of him to block the bullets. ControlAltDelete took cover behind a nearby newfag as ASN3S yelled," T'was a good try, but it'll take more then that!" After yelling this, he waved his hands in a swift complicated pattern, and two arrows seemingly made out of darkness flew at the challenger. "What would you call a car-lifting tool made out of wax?" ASN3S quickly yelled, seeing an opportunity. "I suppose I would call it a candlejack." Zohan said, eyes widening seconds after he realized his fatal mistake. "CURSE YOUUUU" he yelled as the white-clothed floating being appeared and teleported Zohan away.

"That was an amazing outmaneuver, how did you do it?" ControlAltDelete asked, walking back to ASN3S. "I suppose I just thought on my feet as I fought." ASN3S said. Dark Byte looked on from his heavenly throne; seeing the top hunter removed from this dimension pleased him. But there was still Hero and gogodr.

To be continued!