Cheat Engine

[Sanae Hanekoma]

storys 2 tell ill read em

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ok so I'm in school and this kid i don't like his name is Shawn he starts bothering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me around
and stuff anyway usually don't usually do anything cause i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class with my friends
and everyone was quiet cause no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, Shawn and he's like f*** u, dork make
me and I'm like fine thats it!!!11! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and everyone around gets in a group and starts going fight fight fight and Shawn like
get up you b**** so i get up slowly and I'm REALLY angry and i turn around and i feel like theres this power inside me so i start screaming at him like goku
so everyone in the group backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at him you wouldn't have messed with a sayian!
!!1! i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i don't see it but i could feel the force e of it (I'm training it now so i can see it)
and Shawn backed up a bit so i could tell him i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and walked awya cuz he was scared and evry1 in the group walked
away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff like good job and my friend Chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and I'm
like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats the story of how i learned that i was a saiyan

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world war 2 was pretty entertaining story

edit: holy shit, that's pretty long story you came up with in such a short time

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A man was walking down the road humming a tune when he crossed another man, this one too singing a tune. The man paused, offended by the mans crude taste, and the other man stopped as well, offended by the others man taste. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a pokeball, challenging the other man to what us mortals call a duel. In the end both men died.

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I moved my fridge and found a bunch of roaches underneath it. Apparently there was a pinhole leak in the bottom, too small to let roaches in the fridge, but enough so that the odd bits of liquid would drip out, Usually this was water from vegetables etc.

Anyway I decided to use a broom to sweep up the roaches. I had to use a paper grocery bag to keep them from going everywhere. So, in about a minute I had about 100 roaches in this bag. And I had an Idea.

First, I transferred the roaches to a large glass jar I used to make sun tea. Then I added some warm water and dish soap, put the lid on, and shook. I repeated this about six or seven times, so that only the intrinsic filth of the roaches remained, unpolluted by anything milder.

Now, roaches are pretty hardy, and can take a 100 rad does of gamma rays, and live a month without their heads, and I figured that they'd be fine after this. And they were. A little lethargic, because the water had kept them from respirating through their spiracules, but still okay.

So it was onto the next phase of my impromptu project. I held the lid on loosely and drained the water, rinsed a few times, and made sure there was no soapy residue left at all. Then I poured the roaches into my blender and put its lid on. I blended for a second on the lowest setting, so that most of the roaches were still alive, but about a quarter were at least mangled. I shook the blender and repeated this three or four times.

By now I was getting pretty hard, but I was going to pace myself. I got my best silicone spatula (Williams-Sonoma, bitches) and spooned the roach salsa into a Ziploc freezer bag. My boner was killing me.

Most (like over 2/3) of the roaches were still alive, but only a couple of these had survived without some kind of evident damage. It was kind of like a smaller analogue of the sheet metal tubs where they show blue crabs at fishmarkets in the mid-Atlantic. A lot of loose parts, most of the creatures not moving, but a few of them pretty vigorous. This was a little soupier then that, though.

I sealed up the freezer bad and focused on moving the fridge back, then cleaned up. I figured teasing myself would only make it that much better later on. After about 10 minutes it was clean again, and I hunted around for one of my turkey basters.
I found a baster without much trouble at all, and I opened the freezer bad and shoved the baster into the bottom, then sucked up a generous amount of roach guts, probably about a third by volume. I sealed the bag back up and found some Astro glide and started lubing up my asshole.

After a couple minutes or so I was ready to begin. I took off my clothes. I noticed I had a big clear drop of pre-cum on my dick already, and I almost fapped right then and there. But I decided to make this sweet. I took the baster and put some Astroglide on the outside--just a little, to make it manageable without ruining the roach juices.

Finally I was underway. I reached between my legs, pulled my balls up with one hand, and started guiding the baster in with another, being careful both to keep it pointed down yet avoiding any leakage (I'm kind of a neat freak). The baster went in with no problem and I savored the feeling adn the delicious knowledge of what was to come.

Before going any further I made sure to get on my knees, and then I have the baster a good squeez. The roach juices stung a little: there were little barbs from their legs and antennae in there, but it felt good, and somehow smooth too. Just knowing their filth and mine were comingling was almost enough to send me over the edge, but I made sure to pause for a few moments before going any further. Then I took the baster out and stood up, letting the roach juice settle in under the force of gravity into the bottom of my rectum.

Now it was time to start (Slowly) dispensing with the rest of the roach slurry. i decided to divide it into 2 roughly equal portions, but one decidedly chunkier then the other one and containing the 2 unharmed roaches and most of the rest of the ambulatory ones. The pureed portion went to a plate, and I poured the rest into one of my Fleshlights.

Gingerly I put my dick into the Fleshlight, making sure to trap the live roaches inside and under my dick. It felt so good. To last longer I decided to focus on the plate of roaches and started to like the playe clean, starting from the outside and working my way in, then working the Fleshlight, then returning to the plate. By now I was on a hair-trigger, ready to blow my load at any moment I chose. But still I paced myself.

I finished the plate, then pumped the Fleshlight slowly but increasingly hard. As I did this I walked to the bathroom and got in the tub, then close the drain. I started rimming myself and thinking about the roaches all inside my body. I could feel my asshole puckering, and I started to slide a finger in. I worked it for a while, then started shitting out my roach enema into the tub. Once it was all out, I sat in it and started to gag myself with the same finger. It felt so right.

It didn't take long for me to vomit, and I mixed the puke with the roach enema and rolled around a little bit. I'd stopped working the Fleshlight, but now I started again. I could feel the blood pounding in my dick, and I knew any roaches that were still alive (and there had to be a couple at least) could too. That was enough to deliver an earth-shattering orgasm just as I heard my girlfriend coming into my apartment.

I must have jizzed a quart, because cum and roach guts were coming out the edges of the Fleshlight. I dabbed it with a finger and licked it clean. She came into the bathroom and just looked at me for a minute. I cocked my head to invite her into the tub. She said "No thanks, I had Reese's for breakfast!"
I was dumbfounded, asking "No way, you had candy for breakfast?" She answered, "Not Candy! Reese's Puffs Cereal!" And she sliiiiiid me a bowl. I crunched into ti and WHAM! My mouth went crazy! That smooth combo of Peanut butter and chocolatey taste attacked my taste buds! She zipped my pants back up and said, "And it's part of this complete breakfast!"

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[Fastlv]

So like, once upon a time, my friend divided by zero and this black hole appeared and sucked him in.

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When I was a little girl my dad would always drive me to gymnastics class, after class we'd go get something to eat. Pizza was always my favorite. Well, one day my dad decided that I needed to earn my right to get some pizza - since my parents were divorced at the time, I had to spend the weekends at my dad's. I spent one weekend at my dad's and in the house I had my own gym layout to do everything I'd be able to do during class at home. When my mom drops me off, I'd instantly go over to the gym to make my dad proud. On this one weekend, I get dropped off by my mom, walk up the stairs to the gym and I find my dad naked with a pizza box on his crotch telling me, "You made daddy real proud.". After that, I became a man.

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Once upon time....s3sna's mom gave birth to him...

HE coems to CEF AND BAN ALL THE SPAMMERS MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH...
SPAMMERS SUX =D

The end.

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Well here is a story all about how...

[[SPW]Jsin]

my life got turned upside down

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[Aviar³]

FUCK YOU BEL-AIR!

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//( *__________________^) \\ HELLO /B/!!!!!!! ^____________^


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