br0l0ck Cheater
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Joined: 15 Aug 2007 Posts: 36
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Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 8:48 pm Post subject: Brolocks health tips |
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Today I'll be telling your fatass how to be healthy, if you don't know what the word is, kill yourself. These will be in a Q&A format.
First we will start off with losing weight.
Q: I love food but I want to lose weight, what can I eat alot of and not gain weight from?
A: Stop being a fatass, food isn't that great.
Q: I love burgers but they make me gain too much weight, what can I eat thats good and will make me lose?
A: No wonder you are in this topic you fatass. Eat small shit like a sandwich with whole wheat bread, burgers usually taste like shit anyways.
Q: I like ice cream, but even the lowfat ones make me gain, what is a good alternative?
A: Snow cones
Q: I dont eat much but still weigh alot how can I fix this?
A: Exersise for like 3 hours a day.
Now we will move on to hygene you dirty fat fuck.
Q: My teeth are yellow how can I make them better without paying tons of money for a bunch of shit products?
A: Brush your teeth like 3 times a day faggot.
Q:My balls smell and it makes women avoid me how do I fix this?
A: WASH THEM
Q: my hair has dandruff and it makes people avoid me, how do I fix it?
A: WASH YOUR HAIR WITH SHAMPOO
Now if you havn't realised you are like one of these people that asked this question, ask your own and I will add it to this. This will be posted every day untill you are not a fatass.
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