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PostPosted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 6:33 pm    Post subject: Programming jokes Reply with quote

Ah, this seems a bit offtopic, but this was really funny in my opinion, and I decided to share this.
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Humor/Docs/ShootYourselfInTheFoot.html
Hope it hasn't been posted before D:

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd a little, I at least got some of em.
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 11:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol, C, C++ and VB are really true.
I like the pascal joke to
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice to see I'm not the only one who gets them.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I only get Visual Basic joke cuz its easy -_-

java joke doesn't make sense imports are just namespaces.. they are not too complicated to understand.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Everything there is involving shotting yourselfin the foot.

I Laughing at the Visual Basic one because that happened to me when I frist started programming.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOLZ thats very funny! Nice find!
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I lol'd at asm.
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

_void_ wrote:
I lol'd at asm.


ya lol that's my fav one!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pkedpker wrote:
I only get Visual Basic joke cuz its easy -_-

java joke doesn't make sense imports are just namespaces.. they are not too complicated to understand.


dont you understand it says foot and hand? and you dont know if your messing with body parts or a computer... thats how i got it...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 11:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

asm was nice lol
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HornyAZNBoy wrote:
Everything there is involving shotting yourselfin the foot.

I Laughing at the Visual Basic one because that happened to me when I frist started programming.

Lol, you shot yourself in the foot?
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 2:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn\'t understand any of them, but wtf?

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The compiler won\'t let you shoot yourself in the foot.
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found most of them quite funny, especially the Perl one Laughing
However, I must say that with C\C++ it's more probable that you'll get a typecast error Wink
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
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Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.



I lawled the most at java. and Concurrent Euclid

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