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Prince charming
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Shi- Reply with quote

Matt says:
Me and my friend jack were going to go camping.
Matt says:
On our way to the campsite, we drove by the old saylem mansion.
William says:
saylem mansion?
Matt says:
YOU DONT LIVE NEAR ME
William says:
eh, i guess i'll google that
Matt says:
LET ME FINISH THE STORY
Matt says:
K
William says:
fien
Matt says:
k
Matt says:
Rumors say that old man salem, after moving in, would play games with his granddaughter.
Matt says:
He would play, "Can you see the bullet".
Matt says:
Every night, while the granddaughter was in bed, old man salem would walk into the bedroom, and press the barrell of a revolver up against her eye.
Matt says:
He would ask her. "Can you see the bullet?"
Matt says:
She would say yes, and take the gun away, and walk out of the room.
Matt says:
One night, she said she couldn't see the bullet.
Matt says:
He pushed the gun harder into her eye.
Matt says:
"Can you see the bullet yet, you bitch?"
Matt says:
"No! I can't see the bullet!"
Matt says:
"Well! You'll see it real well right now!"
Matt says:
He shot his granddaughter in the head.
Matt says:
Her parents, running to her room,
Matt says:
find old man salem holding the gun, above their dead daguther.
Matt says:
daughter*
Matt says:
He procedded to shoot both of them, then off himself.
Matt says:
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Matt says:
Now, because me and jack were still about an hour from the campsite, we decided to sleep at the mansion. There were rumors that you could hear what went on that night if you went inside the mansion, and we wanted to prove them wrong.
Matt says:
We parked our car, walked intot he mansion, and decided the best place to stay would be the grandaughters room. The site of the murder.
Matt says:
We go up, and set our shit up. Deck of cards, lights,
Matt says:
anything we had at the time.
Matt says:
After sitting around for awhile,
Matt says:
we decided to explore around the house.
Matt says:
While in the kitchen, jack spoke up.
Matt says:
"Matt, did you hear something?"
Matt says:
"What are you talking about. Don't tell me you're going to wuss out"
Matt says:
"No dude, I'm serious, I heard something"
Matt says:
I sigh, and tell him to lead the way.
Matt says:
We walk upstairs, and hear something coming fromt he granddaughters room.
Matt says:
"WELL, YOU'll SEE THE BULLET NOW, BITCH"
Matt says:
*BANG*
Matt says:
Jack shouts in surprise.
Matt says:
"HEY, WHO'S THERE!"
Matt says:
I hope to god that he isn't talking about us.
Matt says:
The door is kicked open, and there is old man salem standing there, with a smoking barrel
Matt says:
WHAT DO YOU KIDS THINKI YOU'RE DOING!
Matt says:
"RUN, JACK!"
Matt says:
Me and jack begin to run down the hall, towards the stairs.
Matt says:
I begin to think this is just an illusion, we had been drinking a little that night.
Matt says:
But it was very real. And so was the bullet that pierced my calf.
Matt says:
I fell down the stairs, taking jack with me.
Matt says:
Jack picks me up, and carrys me by the shoulders. "Don't worry buddy, we're going tomake it through"
Matt says:
he carries me to the kitchen, but it's pitch black.
Matt says:
we hear old man salem stomping down the stairs
Matt says:
JAck drops me in the kitchen,
Matt says:
"Jack, you coward! are you going to leave me here!"?
Matt says:
The chances of salem shooting me int he dark were slim, but I wasn't going to take that chance.
Matt says:
Suddenly, jack's voice rings out.
Matt says:
"I think I found a light, matt!"
Matt says:
I get excitied!
Matt says:
"Quick, light the candle, jack! Light the ca-
William says:
o.o, you stopped typing

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

holy shit and he just got away with it?!?!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Read the fucking story.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

it made me lol
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

bump
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

its good to hump
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

should be a favourites button
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