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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:06 am    Post subject: I just figured something out. Reply with quote

You know that ringing sound that you will perceive when you are in a very quiet area? Some people say this is an auditory-illusion brought about the ear’s inability to detect frequencies below the threshold of the human senses. This is completely wrong. That ringing covers up something else altogether. If you are quick, patient, and maybe a little lucky, you will be able to hear past the ringing. What you will hear are voices whispering to each other. They will silence themselves quickly but with practice, you will become more adept at catching and interpreting what they are saying. You will hear things of the past, the present, and the future. However, you must be careful. Because there is no such thing as a voice without a body.

And when you start noticing them, they will start noticing you.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok thats creepy ;__;
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wanna know something else?

The images we see in the mirror are the pure incarnates of evil. They are only allowed to exist in the area reflected in the glass. To them, life is like a never-ending hell, rotting away in the same room day after day. The only refuse from this purgatory is death, and the only way for them to die, sad to say, is if YOU die. Fortunately, they are bound by a code. You are their master, and they must mirror your every movement and expression. To do otherwise would break an unbreakable law, unraveling the space-time continuum. However, there is a loophole, and it can only be triggered by you, the master. To force them into error is to free them from their contract; after you let them out of your view, you’re on your own. Know this: when you watch them, they’re watching you back. They’re watching.

And they’re thinking.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The meaning of life is 'bucket'.
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The meaning of life is 'bucket'.


YOU RUINED MY THREAD.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wovvomgwow wrote:
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The meaning of life is 'bucket'.


YOU RUINED MY THREAD.


I woke up my family with my roaring laughter.

But what is my reflection thinking when I jerk off in the mirror?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blank wrote:
wovvomgwow wrote:
Blank wrote:
The meaning of life is 'bucket'.


YOU RUINED MY THREAD.


I woke up my family with my roaring laughter.

But what is my reflection thinking when I jerk off in the mirror?


Better question.

Why are you looking at yourself while you're jerking off.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wovvomgwow wrote:
Blank wrote:
wovvomgwow wrote:
Blank wrote:
The meaning of life is 'bucket'.


YOU RUINED MY THREAD.


I woke up my family with my roaring laughter.

But what is my reflection thinking when I jerk off in the mirror?


Better question.

Why are you looking at yourself while you're jerking off.


..... Crying or Very sad

Hasn't everyone done it at some point?
As well as using frozen vaseline?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Someone has been reading too much /x/
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

More plox these are interesting and creepy at the same time :3
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Trucido wrote:
Someone has been reading too much /x/


Creppy story thread on /b/.

And because bryan requested moar.

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A recent study by the National Psychiatric Institute in Boston, MA, concluded that no activity can account for the phenomenon known as nightmares. Whereas many dreams come from unconscious desires, most nightmares seem to come from an outside source independent of the individual. In fact, when subjects are asked to recall nightmares they are almost always found in the same memory section as actual physical memories, not the section where normal dreams are replayed. In other words, those aliens and creatures you see at night in your “dreams?” They’re real.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow, i didnt see such a good thread for a long time Smile
I like these creepy storys. Especelly the with the voices
Post some more Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I’d had them ever since I was a kid.

I can remember being incredibly self-conscious about them, hiding them in my pockets under books and bags. The kids at school never said anything to my face, but I knew they were laughing behind my back.

I remember asking my parents to take me to the doctor, to get them checked out. The growths on my hands seemed to be the elephant in the room back then, since they’d just say I was fine and change the subject. But I knew better.

I had tried to remove them as a child, but without avail. Scissors, knives, potato peelers; trying to cut or scrape them off was always a lost cause because I couldn’t continue once the pain kicked in.

But today was different. It’s amazing how numb you can get with a couple of tourniquettes and a bottle of Jack Daniels. I was originally planning to use a sharp knife, but figured that trying to slice through the tough flesh of the growths would be too arduous in my drunken state. I opted for the slightly more technological plan B.

I had to hurry though. I was already pretty light-headed and was starting to feel dizzy. My hands and forearms, nearly blue from the lack of circulation, couldn’t wait much longer either. The whirring of the blender helped to put me in a sort of trance–ready to do what I had wanted to do since I first looked down at my strange deformities.

I shoved my left hand in first. The immediate sensation of sharp blades slicing through flesh was jarring, but I was surprised at how well the alcohol was working–I expected it to hurt more. I could hear the sharp metal churning and cutting, working perfectly as planned. I pressed my hand down harder. All those bad memories, all of the embarrasment–all of those horrible things were now nothing more than a thick red pulp.

Breaking from the feelings of ectsasy, I pulled out before the blades hit knuckle. I smiled, taking a good look at my new hand. As for the growths–well, five down, and five to go.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wovvomgwow wrote:
I’d had them ever since I was a kid.

I can remember being incredibly self-conscious about them, hiding them in my pockets under books and bags. The kids at school never said anything to my face, but I knew they were laughing behind my back.

I remember asking my parents to take me to the doctor, to get them checked out. The growths on my hands seemed to be the elephant in the room back then, since they’d just say I was fine and change the subject. But I knew better.

I had tried to remove them as a child, but without avail. Scissors, knives, potato peelers; trying to cut or scrape them off was always a lost cause because I couldn’t continue once the pain kicked in.

But today was different. It’s amazing how numb you can get with a couple of tourniquettes and a bottle of Jack Daniels. I was originally planning to use a sharp knife, but figured that trying to slice through the tough flesh of the growths would be too arduous in my drunken state. I opted for the slightly more technological plan B.

I had to hurry though. I was already pretty light-headed and was starting to feel dizzy. My hands and forearms, nearly blue from the lack of circulation, couldn’t wait much longer either. The whirring of the blender helped to put me in a sort of trance–ready to do what I had wanted to do since I first looked down at my strange deformities.

I shoved my left hand in first. The immediate sensation of sharp blades slicing through flesh was jarring, but I was surprised at how well the alcohol was working–I expected it to hurt more. I could hear the sharp metal churning and cutting, working perfectly as planned. I pressed my hand down harder. All those bad memories, all of the embarrasment–all of those horrible things were now nothing more than a thick red pulp.

Breaking from the feelings of ectsasy, I pulled out before the blades hit knuckle. I smiled, taking a good look at my new hand. As for the growths–well, five down, and five to go.


i dont get it..

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 4:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The growths were his fingers.
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