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Prince charming How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: Confession thread. |
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We confess shit here.
I'll start later when I can think of a good confession.
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Pedo Bear Expert Cheater
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:23 am Post subject: |
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when i'm alone and lonely i play with myself and i imagine Tom Cruise... (I would go gay for Tom Cruise)
sometimes when im in the shower i pretend i'm naruto and start pretending to fight sasuke or something. i have an imagination so big, its bigger than saturn.
Why isn't anyone posting.......?
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Andrei28 Expert Cheater
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:26 am Post subject: |
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i confes i was dating a cousin and i didint know she was my cousin
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Pedo Bear Expert Cheater
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I had an erection in my gym shorts and a girl sat on me. Litteraly i freaked out and pushed her away... that was so bad eveybody thought i was wierd
Last year, I ate tacos for breakfast and when I got to math class, I farted really loud and everybody made fun of me
well once when i broke my ankle i told ppl i fell on it during basketball
but it really broke cuz i was cranking that soulja boy in the shower
I sat through 30 seconds of meat spin
when I was 10, i ran around the neighborhood with nothing on but a cape
when I was small I use to change in front of mirror and re-act the sailor moon transformation. You know when she goes all sparkly and the music goes all fancy lol
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Andrei28 Expert Cheater
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:41 am Post subject: |
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when o had my first erction i had it on ur mom
when i was like 14 i fucked a girl in the school toilet room
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:42 am Post subject: |
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| Andrei28 wrote: | when o had my first erction i had it on ur mom
when i was like 14 i fucked a girl in the school toilet room | When I got my first boner, I yelled out "My dick is getting bigger!!"
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Prince charming How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:44 am Post subject: |
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I am unable to think of any confessions.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:45 am Post subject: |
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| wovvomgwow wrote: | | I am unable to think of any confessions. | Think of one, nao. :3
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Prince charming How do I cheat?
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:46 am Post subject: |
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I hide stolen chemicals in my ceiling.
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| wovvomgwow wrote: | | I hide stolen chemicals in my ceiling. | When I was like 6 years old (watched porn since i was 5) I had a dream that my kindergarden teacher was tied up naked and i was whipping her
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Prince charming How do I cheat?
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I use hairspray.
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000000 Cheater
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:51 am Post subject: |
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| I want to kill my brother.
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Posted: Fri Aug 29, 2008 2:52 am Post subject: |
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| 000000 wrote: | | I want to kill my brother. | I wish to one day be pleasured by your brother.
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000000 Cheater
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| PANIC ATTACK wrote: | | 000000 wrote: | | I want to kill my brother. | I wish to one day be pleasured by your brother. | I wish to stop missing the tissue.
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| 000000 wrote: | | PANIC ATTACK wrote: | | 000000 wrote: | | I want to kill my brother. | I wish to one day be pleasured by your brother. | I wish to stop missing the tissue. | Yeah me too.. one day it took me an hour to find it >_> ("It" landed on a CD)
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