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CONTINUE THE FUCKING STORY.
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Successfull troll is slightly unsuccesfull.
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| ASN3S wrote: | | CONTINUE THE FUCKING STORY. |
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 6:58 pm Post subject: Re: A story about how I got pulled over once. |
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| Bruce Lee wrote: | FOR THE FUCKING IDIOTS:
| Bruce Lee wrote: | A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of "Do you know how fast you were going?" I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said "About 70, ma'am" She said, "Call me Jackie."
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she'd let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I'm willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jackie pulled out a strap-on and some matches. I was like WTF, and she was like, no, it's not what you think. I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was... wax? Then I asked what she was going to do. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said "Now watch how I put it out!"
She undressed quickly, and started to lower her cunt towar |
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Why the hell would this matter?
Also, continue it anyways =(
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: Re: A story about how I got pulled over once. |
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| ASN3S wrote: | | Bruce Lee wrote: | FOR THE FUCKING IDIOTS:
| Bruce Lee wrote: | A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of "Do you know how fast you were going?" I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said "About 70, ma'am" She said, "Call me Jackie."
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she'd let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I'm willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jackie pulled out a strap-on and some matches. I was like WTF, and she was like, no, it's not what you think. I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was... wax? Then I asked what she was going to do. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said "Now watch how I put it out!"
She undressed quickly, and started to lower her cunt towar |
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Why the hell would this matter?
Also, continue it anyways =( |
Oh my god, how stupid can you get.
| Bruce Lee wrote: | A chick cop pulled me over once, and she gave the typical shit of "Do you know how fast you were going?" I heard the best thing was to be honest, so I said "About 70, ma'am" She said, "Call me Jackie."
She said I was the first person that was honest, and maybe she'd let me off if I did her a favor.
A favor? Apparently, there was a game going on with the cops that they had to get the people they pulled over to do random things. I'm willing to do anything for the lulz.
Jackie pulled out a strap-on and some matches. I was like WTF, and she was like, no, it's not what you think. I had to put it on and lay on my back with it pointed up.
I noticed it was... wax? Then I asked what she was going to do. She handed me a match, and I lit the candle. Jackie said "Now watch how I put it out!"
She undressed quickly, and started to lower her cunt towar |
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Damn it.
Now I realize how fucking funny it is...
/facepalm
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:26 pm Post subject: |
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| AlbinoSasquatch wrote: | Damn it.
Now I realize how fucking funny it is...
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lol'd.
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Fuck you and your candle jack bullsh
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| Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| ASN3S wrote: | | AlbinoSasquatch wrote: | Damn it.
Now I realize how fucking funny it is...
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I EVEN GOOGLE'D CANDLE JACK, AND I SAW THE DEFINITON.
Im very disapointed with myself today.
Got my fro shaved.
my brian is not working at full capa city.
| Trucido wrote: | | Fuck you and your candle jack bullsh |
You saved a pic of me?
How sweet ;D
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