Cheat Engine

[Coldie]

A boy walks into a pizza parlour and see's a man with a very large belly, the boy looks to his shoes and struggles not to laugh, with all his might he held it in, yet one little chuckle came out of his chin. The large bellied man, whom the boy named "Pizza-Man", looked over to the boy, and let out a belch that lit up the room. You see, the boy was wondering what he was doing, with so many camera's set up around him, you'd think he'd be a famous fat-man. The boy walked up to one of the tall-ladies, and ask "Scuse' me madam, what be happening here?", the tall lady laughs with such gross and disgust, and answers in the most rechid form humanly possible. "This be Franchisco Jaralgo Jikano Lopaz Wong, the 5th, of oak trees, that come from the south east of europe, which is actually Asia." The boy looked at her face, and turned around. Just as the boy was heading for the door, Pizza-Man scream out "I DID IT, I DID IT, I beat the world record!!, 56 consecutive pizza's eaten!, in under 40 minutes." As everyone congratulated him, I examine the table, and I see 1 pizza slice underneath the tables leg, with all the urge and might I had, I sprang to my feet and tugged on one of the camera-mans coat, and say "There is one pizza slice undearneath the table, may I have it?", and as I said this small, yet very meaningful sentence, he told one of his friends, that told another friend, that told another friend, that he did not beat the record!

6 days later.

*Beaking news, boy found dead in an alleyway, only clue is the smell of pizza.*


Lesson here?

If you see something that shouldn't be seen, and you feel like telling or hinting it too someone.

SHUT
THE
FUCK
UP.

[Blank]

He was strangled with melty cheese and a wet, grainy garlicy smelling was found in the boy's Batman boxers. A big, brown and swirly thin was left on the dead child's face. It was filled with those red pepper sprinkles.

[Coldie]

Lol.

[Konata Izumi]

[Nick :3]

WELL THANK YOU
Now I'm hungry