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InnerChild548
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DO IET.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go into your local Boots, And buy lubricant, You can buy it at any age.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, I'll prove to you that it is actually healthy.

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Believe it or not, quite a lot of research has been conducted on this subject. And the overall conclusion is that masturbation is universal across nearly all cultures, and that it can have a number of healthy outcomes, such as:

Relieving stress and releasing tension (including the obvious, sexual tension)
Providing a sexual outlet for people who are not having sex with a partner (whether by choice or by circumstance)
Alleviating pre-menstrual symptoms in some women
Helping to induce sleep, or conversely, helping to start the day with an energized calm
Strengthening muscle tone in the genital region
Promoting a couples' level of sexual satisfaction in their relationship
Providing treatment for some types of sexual dysfunction


http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0539.html

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Madman wrote:
Ok, I'll prove to you that it is actually healthy.

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Believe it or not, quite a lot of research has been conducted on this subject. And the overall conclusion is that masturbation is universal across nearly all cultures, and that it can have a number of healthy outcomes, such as:

Relieving stress and releasing tension (including the obvious, sexual tension)
Providing a sexual outlet for people who are not having sex with a partner (whether by choice or by circumstance)
Alleviating pre-menstrual symptoms in some women
Helping to induce sleep, or conversely, helping to start the day with an energized calm
Strengthening muscle tone in the genital region
Promoting a couples' level of sexual satisfaction in their relationship
Providing treatment for some types of sexual dysfunction


http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/0539.html

I heard it releaves stress, but i still refuse because my parents>website info.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not just website information.

It's proven statistical information.


Hell, you could probably show them that and they will let you.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

elpacco wrote:
its also actually proven to enlarge your penis. and it works on those wrist and shoulder muscles.

Large penis=good, but still... i think it's something i shouldn't do.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It doesn't really enlarge your penis.

It is something you should do.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I guess it's a good thing I masurbate twice a day then.
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

elpacco wrote:
Madman wrote:
It doesn't really enlarge your penis.

It is something you should do.
over time, it really does


Not length wise.

It increases stability of genital muscles and size.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 11:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alleviating pre-menstrual symptoms in some women.

Completely worth it!

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 13, 2008 2:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

also I forgot, here are reasons why u should masturbate, I know so through experience:

1. Makes it bigger

2. Helps you go to sleep quicker after you cum (u need to get use to fapping first though)

3. Helps you concentrate

4. Helps you focus on the things your suppose to do rather than staring at a girl and miss important information

5. Because u masturbate, it gets bigger and so after u fuck a girl (since they talk alot) she'll tell all hot girls which makes them horney hearing how good it was for that girl being fucked by u. and all those girls will be coming for u.

6. Makes u one of the most popular person in your school, not just because of ur large dick but also how girls wants u

7. u could become a pornstar since u would have a big dick (if u start know, by the time u become 15, u would then have a 10 inch dick) and fuck the hottest girls on EARTH
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