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 Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:19 pm Post subject: VIRUS WARNING !!!! |
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I have received several phoney virus warnings like everyone else does in their emails from time to time but this one was really worrying,
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WARNING !!! VIRUS ATTACK
If you receive an email from someone calling themselves "the joker" please delete this email immediately,
DO NOT OPEN UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES,
this email has a virus that acts like a electronic aphrodisiac and will give your hard drive an enormous erection,
your hard drive will be driven into a frenzy with the resulting orgasm destroying the famous zero sector on your erect hard drive,
the end result being a very relaxed computor with no retrievable data,
please forward this to all your contacts who are known to download lots of porn,
together we can stop this virus
regards
Captain Bullshit
please be careful and don't get caught out by scammers
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DE-REPJ00=Secks
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| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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Unicorns.
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| Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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| fuckin retard -_- no body quote that plawkz D:
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| Biaach wrote: | | fuckin retard -_- no body quote that plawkz D: |
plox not plawkz
retards flame
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damn dude chill with mudkip
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mudkips is a virus
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Thanks for the warning, but why did you open without scanning?
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| Marche wrote: | | Thanks for the warning, but why did you open without scanning? |
I'm a young fool but I managed to keep it under my control thanks to captain bullshit,,
but at least I passed on the warning to others 
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Who the fuck opens these emails?
[quote="Blank"] | outlawz1990 wrote: | omg.
you know what that means?
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captain bullshit opens these emails thank god
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-GaRKDsz-Y
Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really want to give you a warning
'Cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get any mail with the subject: "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances
Should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record "Gigli"
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling
(Look out!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
(Look out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
(Look out!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you
Virus alert!
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky
Give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour
And start hogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool
(Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull
(Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
(Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep
(Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep
(Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards
(Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
(Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a...
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your porn...
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert
Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know
Hit... send... right... now
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that's a rap Weirder Al 
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+rep when I can I dereped DE-REPJ00=Secks for his comment in another topic.