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Nehalem
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| Link wrote: | Of course.
Unlike most of you, I have morals. |
And honest. 
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Blank
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Of course I'm not. I'm on the fucking internet and I'm super fucking special badassX2. Everything I say here is accurate and not a lie. I'm so fucking cool telling everyone online that I've been laid by 9001 girls. My dick is big, etc. HAWSUM.
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Spyke
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:06 pm Post subject: |
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| Blank wrote: | | Of course I'm not. I'm on the fucking internet and I'm super fucking special badassX2. Everything I say here is accurate and not a lie. I'm so fucking cool telling everyone online that I've been laid by 9001 girls. My dick is big, etc. HAWSUM. |
ditto
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HackOtaku
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Yes, I are, why?
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Prince charming
How do I cheat?
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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I am, but that doesn't mean I haven't touched a woman.
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Spyke
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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for a serious answer......
no
i'm not bragging with only 1 girl and i'm basically engaged so i think that justifies it
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M3rcymage
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When I was around 8 at my baby-sitter's house ( She had like 11 kids in there) there were to horny as-hell girls ( One was 13, one was 15). Apparently I had a huge penis for 8 years old, because they used me for oral and anal sex, lol. I was a perv at age 8, and I sweet talked every girl in that house into letting me stick my hands down their pants to touch their butts.
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In SHORTER terms, I lost my virginity at 8.
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*Tip: If your a babysitter, always check under your dining table cloths at nap time. I got laid there. 3 times.*
Go ahead and say I'm lying, but I speak the truth. 
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Prince charming
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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You did not. No respectable teenage girl would fuck an 8 year old.
Scratch that, even a teenage girl who HAS no morals wouldn't fuck an 8 year old.
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Koray.
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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| M3rcymage wrote: | When I was around 8 at my baby-sitter's house ( She had like 11 kids in there) there were to horny as-hell girls ( One was 13, one was 15). Apparently I had a huge penis for 8 years old, because they used me for oral and anal sex, lol. I was a perv at age 8, and I sweet talked every girl in that house into letting me stick my hands down their pants to touch their butts.
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In SHORTER terms, I lost my virginity at 8.
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*Tip: If your a babysitter, always check under your dining table cloths at nap time. I got laid there. 3 times.*
Go ahead and say I'm lying, but I speak the truth. |
This is fake but it gave me a good laugh.
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M3rcymage
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:27 pm Post subject: |
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They tought I was 12 >.<
Rofl.
Even if you don't count that one, I still got laid at 14.
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Prince charming
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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Kids these days have no values.
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:28 pm Post subject: |
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| I think I am.
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M3rcymage
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Cryoma wrote: | | I think I am. |
No, your hand doesn't count.
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Cryoma
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| M3rcymage wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | I think I am. |
No, your hand doesn't count. |
I said I think I am.
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Jake!
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| Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| M3rcymage wrote: | | Cryoma wrote: | | I think I am. |
No, your hand doesn't count. |
Take a moment to think about how stupid that comment was.
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