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cokefag
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:27 am    Post subject: jerked off too hard Reply with quote
my dick is fucking bleeding
this is no fucking copypasta or joke.
god it hurts.
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Rawss.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
you should see a dicktor.
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cokefag
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ha your so funny.
i got it to stop bleeding after i took a cold shower, what now.
and im not wrapping gauze tape around it
my dick hairs are too long for that.
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Rawss.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
cokefag wrote:
Ha your so funny.
i got it to stop bleeding after i took a cold shower, what now.
and im not wrapping gauze tape around it
my dick hairs are too long for that.
Shave first?
No just hold a towel around it or somethign and get a lift to the surgery Laughing
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cokefag
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
o.o ur not helping.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 11:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
google.
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DE-REPJ00=Secks
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
It only bleeds when you're low on sperm. so obviously you masturbated over 9000 times. It's normal. Its like girls bleeding but worst.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
DE-REPJ00=Secks wrote:
It only bleeds when you're low on sperm. so obviously you masturbated over 9000 times. It's normal. Its like girls bleeding but worst.


That's hilarious Shocked
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Aniblaze
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 12:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Put the lotion in the basket.
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Prince charming
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Put the lotion on the skin, or else is gets the hose again.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
wovvomgwow wrote:
Put the lotion on the skin, or else is gets the hose again.

Haha, that's the one! XD
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SGL
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rub some BenGay on it.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Get one of those really awesome spray on band-aids. They don't hurt your pubic hairs AND fight bacteria in that area.
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 1:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
SirGodlike wrote:
Rub some BenGay on it.

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Jake!
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 03, 2008 2:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Bengay will fix that up in no time.

Drink some ipecac to stop the pain though.
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