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iTz SWAT I post too much
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:13 am Post subject: Virus |
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I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.
Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.
What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye.
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Tofu Grandmaster Cheater
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am Post subject: |
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I don't think you will be able to hide it
if your "di*k" mate uses any AV software.
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Localhost I post too much
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:08 am Post subject: |
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No one likes a skiddie...
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Hackor1 Master Cheater
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:01 am Post subject: |
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Delete Internet Explorer? I thought you were trying to hurt him. Lol.
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Sup3R C3r34L Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:12 am Post subject: Re: Virus |
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| bioshocked wrote: | I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.
Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.
What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye. |
a few funny things...
make his browser homepage www.PUT SOMETHING ORIGINAL HERE.on.nimp.org (redirects to a very nasty website i dont recommend you to go there yourself!)
set his screen to flip 180 degrees
switch left and right mouse buttons
make it so the clock randomly changes every hour
btw if you just want to fuck about with him, remote access (trojan) would probably be a good thing to use
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Blank I post too much
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Might want to also try to set a delete for common browsers.
I.E.
Firefox
Opera
Safari
Kameleon
etc.
If he doesn't have a nice portable copy of his browser on his USB like I do, he'll be getting a deal of butthurt.
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Konata Izumi Grandmaster Cheater Supreme
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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:48 pm Post subject: |
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make a really bad virus then deliver it via usb. no av's will catch you!
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JoffyJ Expert Cheater
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:32 am Post subject: |
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change all his shortcuts to cmd that shuts down the computer... thats funny... or if you really hate him get on his comp and put a shutdown cmd in his start up folder haha
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tayt3rtot Master Cheater
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hcavolsdsadgadsg I'm a spammer
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:31 pm Post subject: Re: Virus |
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| bioshocked wrote: | I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.
Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.
What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye. |
First off, if he doesn't have the .NET framework your shitty program won't even run.
Secondly, you are an idiot.
Third, rofl.
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FullyAwesome I post too much
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:50 am Post subject: |
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| bananadile wrote: | | make a really bad virus then deliver it via usb. no av's will catch you! |
i beg to differ. my av, and the one at school detects them straight away.
also, a good thing to do, which i was going to do with a batch file to my cousin, is to make the computer shut down after a couple minutes each time he logs in.
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iTz SWAT I post too much
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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:33 am Post subject: |
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Home made viruses made with languages such as vb and c++ can not be scanned a s a virus unless u use a packager, why am i an idiot
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seymor Newbie cheater
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| JoffyJ wrote: | | change all his shortcuts to cmd that shuts down the computer... thats funny... or if you really hate him get on his comp and put a shutdown cmd in his start up folder haha |
lol now im interested in making a virus like that, how exactly do you make a virus?
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iTz SWAT I post too much
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:49 am Post subject: |
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you eed to learn a pc language, and that start up shutdown thing, did it, he knows about the shutdown shortcut, and the start up folder and safe mode.
Thats why im creating 1 with vb.
BTW is der a file to dlete to stop safe mode
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Bewb Report Advanced Cheater
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:07 am Post subject: |
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Download gay porn.
Into his computer.
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