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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:13 am    Post subject: Virus Reply with quote

I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.

Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.

What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't think you will be able to hide it
if your "di*k" mate uses any AV software.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one likes a skiddie...
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Delete Internet Explorer? I thought you were trying to hurt him. Lol.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 11:12 am    Post subject: Re: Virus Reply with quote

bioshocked wrote:
I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.

Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.

What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye.


a few funny things...

make his browser homepage www.PUT SOMETHING ORIGINAL HERE.on.nimp.org (redirects to a very nasty website i dont recommend you to go there yourself!)

set his screen to flip 180 degrees

switch left and right mouse buttons

make it so the clock randomly changes every hour


btw if you just want to fuck about with him, remote access (trojan) would probably be a good thing to use Very Happy

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Might want to also try to set a delete for common browsers.

I.E.
Firefox
Opera
Safari
Kameleon
etc.

If he doesn't have a nice portable copy of his browser on his USB like I do, he'll be getting a deal of butthurt.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

make a really bad virus then deliver it via usb. no av's will catch you!
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

change all his shortcuts to cmd that shuts down the computer... thats funny... or if you really hate him get on his comp and put a shutdown cmd in his start up folder haha
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

GET A TROJANT!!


www.mpcforum.com/ ewww everytime i go there i get a trojant


yuck


delete all his stuff in start orrrrrrr


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:31 pm    Post subject: Re: Virus Reply with quote

bioshocked wrote:
I know some guy who is a real di*k, so I am using visual Basic Express Edition 2008 to create a virus.
These are some of the things that it will do.

Gay porno desktop background (can't be changed)
Delete: Taskmanager, notepad, paint, explorer, internet explorer.

What else should I do and if anyone now's any good codes.
TNX and bye.


First off, if he doesn't have the .NET framework your shitty program won't even run.

Secondly, you are an idiot.

Third, rofl.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bananadile wrote:
make a really bad virus then deliver it via usb. no av's will catch you!


i beg to differ. my av, and the one at school detects them straight away.


also, a good thing to do, which i was going to do with a batch file to my cousin, is to make the computer shut down after a couple minutes each time he logs in.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Home made viruses made with languages such as vb and c++ can not be scanned a s a virus unless u use a packager, why am i an idiot
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JoffyJ wrote:
change all his shortcuts to cmd that shuts down the computer... thats funny... or if you really hate him get on his comp and put a shutdown cmd in his start up folder haha


lol now im interested in making a virus like that, how exactly do you make a virus?
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

you eed to learn a pc language, and that start up shutdown thing, did it, he knows about the shutdown shortcut, and the start up folder and safe mode.
Thats why im creating 1 with vb.

BTW is der a file to dlete to stop safe mode

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Download gay porn.
Into his computer.
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