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My dad just caught me masturbating.
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Prince charming
How do I cheat?
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: My dad just caught me masturbating. Reply with quote
What do I do.
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Pr0digy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tell him, don't act like you didn't do it...
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
cum in his wife.
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ArcaneKnite
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
'Accidentally' blow your load in his face (or some part of his body) and ask him to join you. The smell gets him horny and works everytime.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
. . . I've never been caught. Wait until the chances of getting caught is minimal, like when the house is empty or everyone is asleep. . .

If not just do it in the bathroom with the door locked.
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SKD
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Either do it in the bathroom or wait till no one's home. @_@
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
SomeKoreanDude wrote:
Either do it in the bathroom or wait till no one's home. @_@
Thats what laptops are for.
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[SPW]Jsin
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
IT IS NOW A SECRET.

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xDev
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Pr0digy wrote:
Tell him, don't act like you didn't do it...

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Biggus Dikkus
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fathers usually understand this...
Don't be pressured.
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DE-REPJ00=Secks
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Mom caught me masterbating when I was 14, she didn't say anything rofl. She acted like I never did it.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tell your mom that your father tried to sexually harass you.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
To be honest, its a stage of life. They won't do shit because they realize you'll do it anyway.
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Willy
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Call the cops on him.
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Box
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Say that you some times have a feeling you need to do it so u do
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