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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: hey |
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smoking weed is dumb and it doesn't make you cool at all, even a little.
but I have a story
last night I was over at my buddies house with like 8 other people, and we were all smoking... like 10 minutes after we got done someone pulls up in the drive way... it was my mom.
anyways, this girl named kateline goes and opens the door and says that "chris is asleep" and to hold on and she'll go wake me up..
she closes the door, comes running in there and tells me my moms here, and I'm like shittttttttttttt lol
anyways, I started relaxing a bit and went to the door after like 20 seconds.. but my mom was waiting for me in the car, so I thought "cool like 10 seconds to think of what to say"...... keep walking... closer closer closer..
I get in the car, acting sleepy.. not too obvious like some people would yawning every 2 seconds or something dumb, just acting tired and closing my eyes and putting my seat back so when I talked I didn't have to breathe into her face. I asked her to roll the windows down cause it was hot (and it was =P)
anyways, I don't know if she knew or not but I'm assuming she didn't.. even though a few days ago if she asked me if I've ever smoked before and I was like "no cigarettes have ever touched my lips" (which is the truth) and she was like "good I'm proud of you".
but a month or so ago she called when I was over at my buddies house and she said after she came and picked me up a few hours later that I sounded stoned out of my mind, which I KNEW she was lying because we didn't even smoke...
Do you think she knows? I think she has an idea but is probably in denial.. and I'm quitting soon anyways so it doesn't really matter, I haven't even been smoking for 6 months yet, but it's getting there.
smoking weed is dumb and it doesn't make you cool at all, even a little.
PS: I know a lot of people will say "u think ur cool cause u smoke weed" and that's why I said that, smoking weed is dumb and I only enjoy it because it's fun to smoke with friends.
asdf, discuss?
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject: |
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| shorten it i cant be bothered
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:20 pm Post subject: |
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| mark2k7 wrote: | | shorten it i cant be bothered |
tl;dr
I smoked weed, mom pulled up in the middle of my high, not sure if she knows..
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Prince charming How do I cheat?
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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She probably knows.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:22 pm Post subject: |
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| u think ur cool cause u smoke weed
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Pedo Bear wrote: | | u think ur cool cause u smoke weed |
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:28 pm Post subject: |
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| Bruce Lee wrote: | Weed is fucking awesome, dumbshit.
Also; Weed doesn't need to be smoked.
Protip: Salvia > Weed.
It's legal, and it's a better high.
Protip: Salvia laced weed > Salvia
Protip: Salvia doesn't need to be smoked either.
http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html |
I've already planned to try Salvia, thanks for the site though, I wasn't looking forward to smoking it. Apparently it tastes like straight shit.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Dature is better than Salvia.
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Datura*
If you take it right, it's fine.
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:52 pm Post subject: |
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It feels quite lovely.
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