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dirtbum · How do I cheat? Reputation: 0 Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 7

Maplestory: Choke and Die

So there’s this online RPG called Maplestory, and it’s free. Only thing is, it’s really not free. It’s actually more than just an online game; it is a new society full of morons and 50 year old men who jerk off to sofas. However, let’s go over what the gaming aspect first, and why it can suck it.
Okay, the graphics are cancer inducing. Alright, so it’s free, and it’s 2D. But that doesn’t mean the graphics and animations need to suck. The animations are all recycled shit, and really stiff. A stab consists of the character (which by the way, are midgets who wear giant ass hats (Or better yet, they ARE asshats) and can only blink, do about 12 faces) moving only their upper body, and NOTHING else. I mean, come on, you’d think they can do more than that, and the slashes are even more shitty. The weapon just goes up and down, nothing else. The monsters are ugly ass shitty things that came from cartoons for 2 year olds. A giant mushroom, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Here’s an idea dipshit! Why don’t you get a giant match, and roast the living hell out of it? Then you can eat it for over 4000 HP recovery. The strongest monster in the entire game is an old, smelly man with a fan. Get a rock, and stone him for a bit, then when he’s wheezing and bitching, send him to the fucking retirement home. How easy was that? Man, I could easily kill all those “monsters” with a can of insecticide and my boot.
The gameplay is repetitive and boring. Fight some “monsters,” do some shitty quests which involve killing more “monsters” or walking back and forth between continents for no shitty reason. Leveling is an entire waste of time, taking WEEKS to level one level. And skills are shitty, warrior gets an extra slash with maybe some red lines around it, mages might get a bigger Bic Lighter, rogues can jump higher (WTF?), and rangers can shoot 1 more arrow, hooray!
Now, the community itself, consists of middle-aged men who still lives with their mom. The people are all morons who spam and talk about their “lives,” which are non-existent because those “lives” consist of them jerking off, yelling at their moms, and playing Maplestory. Also, the people who are high levels think they are automatically king of the new world. Well guess what you level 200 faggot, you don’t have a job, you own nothing, you live with your mom, you’re a virgin, and you dropped out of 12th grade to play Maplestory. How are you any better than me again? Oh right, you have Nexon Cash shit. Okay, so you spend thousands of dollars on pixels which I can create for you for free. The idiots that roam the community even get “marriages” for 10 dollars. WTF? Try getting laid in real life first, moron. And realize that xX2hot4uXx is not a girl, but another lonely virgin man. People even have children on Maplestory. I’m telling you, Maplestory is not a game anymore when people have families on it, it becomes a virtual world where everyone are midgets and wear the same shit (Not like it’s much different from real life, except you can’t get laid in Maplestory, but the game developers are probably working on it.)And the GMs that moderate the game are even shittier people who can’t get a real job doing anything because they can’t. The GM’s actually encourage you to buy NX for real money. NX gets you fake shit. Why waste real money on real clothes when you can get fake clothes for real money? Eh?
Why people still play Maplestory is beyond me. The gameplay sucks ass, the graphics sucks ass, and the community is hogshit. There are better games like Pacman, Contra III, and Bomberman. Go play some real games, not this society of aging morons.

Localhost · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:00 pm Post subject:

TL;DR

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:02 pm Post subject:

AGREED /PlaysMaplestory.

ControlAltDelete · Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 5:05 pm Post subject:

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