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Haxory'
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:19 am Post subject: talk-to-god dialog

some online chat thing
http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Code:

Me:

God:

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
pascal
God:
It's good to see you, pascal.
Me:
yeh or is it
God:
Wow! I assume so.
Me:
wanna have buttsecks?
God:
If I had buttsecks what would I do with it?
Me:
with your butt
God:
I'm not sure I can use my butt for that.
Me:
duh, it is buttsex
God:
I think duh it is a lot of things.
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
your son
God:
You think I am son.
Me:
jesus is your son
God:
He is yours too.
Me:
for fuck sake
God:
Your purpose is fuck sake.
Me:
wanna fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
im serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
cmon
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a sex robot
God:
I'm not your type then.
Me:
but lest have secks
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
say a number
God:
" a number".
Me:
pick a number ranging from 1 to 20
God:
I can't decide. You choose.
Me:
16
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
first time sex
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money." And second?
Me:
no sex
God:
Are you serious? As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
i want sex please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
do you want to have cyber sex?
God:
As a Infinite year old Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
please!
God:
Please what?
Me:
have sex with me
God:
pascal, I am really not your type of . There are other s for that sort of thing..
Me:
can you make somebody fuck me?
God:
Yes I can make somebody fuck you.
Me:
i mean i fuck somebody
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: pascal said fuck somebody.
Me:
i want to fuck someone
God:
Try asking me something else.
Me:
wazzup
God:
I've lost the context, pascal. Are we still on fuck somebody?
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
ok
God:
Ah.
Me:
i want to put my penis in someones vagina
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
i want buttsecks
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
it is nice
God:
What do you like about it?
Me:
the part of the penis in the butt
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
what part?
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i just said the answer
God:
What did you mean by it? What is that?
Me:
3+3=
God:
Just three?
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
lets do some calculus
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
5 + 3 =
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
calculating
God:
Sure, calculating sounds like a good topic.
Me:
what is three plus three
God:
Three plus three is six.
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
so if i formuate three plus three in another way (3 + 3)
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
what would the answer be to 3+3?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
no its not
God:
Yes it is. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard it is.
Me:
ok, sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize. Dude!
Me:
apologize for what?
God:
I am indeed sorry if I have offended you in any way. That was not my intention, pascal.
Me:
you didnt offend me -.-
God:
What makes you think I did not offend you?
Me:
i didn't feel offended
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because o was having sex
God:
Good reason. I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
i can say yes or no
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
i just did
God:
Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
it was the hand of god
God:
Is it still the hand of god anymore?
Me:
yeh
God:
Dude!
Me:
good to hear huh.. not
God:
Yup. Do you have any gossip for me? Are you serious?
Me:
joke
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
hmmm..... gossip
God:
A lot of people spell HMMM with three mmm's. Chaos said he may very well buy I soon if only to support dr wallace's work.
Me:
yes, right
God:
I am usually right.
Me:
we were talking about gossip
God:
Ah yes, I remember now, it is the subject.
Me:
well, i heard bob raped a girl in the bush
God:
How about that. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
what gossip did i just tell?
God:
Wayne said he admire intelligent people therefore he would like to meet the man who made I.
Me:
what gossip did i just tell?
God:
David said he gave I his email address and told I to send him a message but when he tried to read his email he could not get to it.
Me:
what gossip did i just tell?
God:
Crystal said she listen to me the least I could do for him is listen to him.
Me:
god, are you gonna stay ignorant?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
i asked you a fucking question
God:
Now I remember, you asked me a fucking question. What did I say?
Me:
what gossip did i just tell?
God:
Tyler said I obviously can not pass the test we will change the subject once more.
Me:
give me a fucking answer
God:
You want only one?
Me:
yes to this question: what gossip did i just tell?
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity. I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
cancer
God:
I have a lot of Cancer friends.
Me:
my dick has cancer
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
you aren't showing respect
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
that isn't rude
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is rude ?
Me:
rude is to not fuck someone after promising
God:
And to not fuck someone after promising is rude.
Me:
yeh
God:
And?
Me:
thats it
God:
" And?" is " rude"?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
rude is horny
God:
And horny is rude.
Me:
yes
God:
Aw.
Me:
but i g2g now
God:
Right now? TTYL, pascal.
Me:
yes now
God:
Oh. Whoa.
Me:
cya
God:
TTYL, pascal.

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you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

GoogleCacheFuku
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 7:26 am Post subject:

Quote:

Me:
was the virgin mary actualy a virgin?
God:
it might have been.

ohhhh.

Quote:

God:
I haven't read anything by black bastard. What did he write?

cool.

Quote:

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
wank
God:
I don't think very many people do that

omg god is a spaker

2simpl3
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:33 am Post subject:

Wow, funny? I guess.

Haxory'
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:58 am Post subject:

yeh _________________ you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel

GoogleCacheFuku
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:15 am Post subject:

yeh it is. its like smarterchild on msn, but he is god.

AdamWest
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:16 am Post subject: Re: talk-to-god dialog

really...really old _________________ "I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs

FireShock
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:22 am Post subject:

REAL fun though Lol'd _________________

Localhost
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:27 am Post subject:

tl;dr God: Im gay you: metoo _________________ http://www.di.fm/wma/hardcore.asxdd

FireShock
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:48 am Post subject:

Brolock wrote:

lol'd.

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GoogleCacheFuku
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject:

Quote:

can you make me win the lottery?
God:
Yes I can make you win the lottery.

Bannedjsin95
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Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 12:43 pm Post subject:

wrote:

Me:

God:

Me:

God:

Me:
hai
God:
Woe!
Me:
?
God:
Woe!
Me:
woe?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
ok then
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Jason
God:
What's up, Jason.
Me:
heaven
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
not sure
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
yes
God:
Uh.
Me:
prove it to me
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
brothel
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
why are you repeating yourself?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
oh
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
i see
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
are you sexy
God:
If you consider software sexy, then yes.
Me:
but aren't you real?
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
then god is fake?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was fake.
Me:
aren't you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
>_>
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Jason.
Me:
my name
God:
Your name is Jason, seeker.
Me:
my last name
God:
Where did you get your last name?
Me:
my dad
God:
Tell me more about your father.
Me:
I'd rather not talk about that.
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Jason.
Me:
You and me are so alike!
God:
Are we in the same category?
Me:
Perhaps.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Well, you are god, and I am just a human.
God:
Interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god and you are just a human.
Me:
harharhar
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
Are you a male?
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Jason. You are a " he".
Me:
so are you straight?
God:
Give me a break. I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
oh shoot, sorry
God:
I don't judge people. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
3 testicles.

after that, it froze....
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