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[Cryoma]

There was a monkey named Calvin, he lived in a very intelligent society of primates on a small island off the north coast of Germany.
A pecking order was rigorously practiced among the beasts, Calvin was near the bottom and sick of it.
He devised a crooked plot against the monkey king, and set it in action.
Just before the kings execution, and Calvin's rise to power, everything blew up and the island sank.
The last Calvin heard before drowning was the roar of B-61's cruising the coast.

This dear children, is how your mother and I met.