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"Yeah, me too. But the last thing I wanna do is move."

"Yep, we’ve finally found the perfect spot. That’s what this it is, the perfect spot."

"Lots of space, nothing like that cage my uncle Larry lives in."

"Yeah, not only that but it actually looks good, know what I mean?"

"Ha-ha, remember the last place?"

"Oh, my, god. Don't even get me started. This place is so much better, the grass is even green. Green! No more brown grass around my house. Lots of trees too."

"Nice shade, isn't it?"

"Yep. Only downside with the place is the guy living next to us."

"Not very interesting is he?"

"No, not at all."

"Don't see why he doesn't at least mount a chick or two every week or so, this place is pretty close to all the hustle and bustle in the area, shouldn't be a problem."

"Somehow it is for this guy, hasn't seen him leave the house in a few days. He just sits there, next to that invisible wall

“How do you know he doesn’t leave when you’re not looking?”

“With these stupid babies on the way there isn’t much for me to do anymore but sit and watch him all day long."

"Don't worry you'll be rid on them soon."

“And still don’t understand why people like him have to have such big houses. Is it not enough they are as big as they are, and they are far too big.”

"So, how did the conference go this morning?"

"Confusing as ever. Everyone was jumping, screaming at the top of their lungs, raping each other, and blooding each other up over whom it was they were going to have sex with. But we managed to cover some big issues, even if interrupted by the females' complaining every now and then, so I can’t complain."

"Sounds pretty average."

"Yeah, mildly average. We even had another incident today."

"Oh! Let me guess... ran into an invisible wall?"

"Nope! Eaten!"

"Dang, that was my second guess... So who was it?"

"Nikki, she got her head bitten right off. It’s a damn shame it had to be her."

"Never really liked her."

"Are you kidding me?! She was beyond sexy; she had this big bright red spot on her back that went down her right side."

"Never really found it attractive."

"I did, nailed her last week too."

"Wow, really? Good for you. Too bad she's dead though."

"Don't really care, there are always more chicks"

"That’s the spirit!”

“So what are about him, next door?”

“I don’t know. I wish he would get eaten by one of those shiny cubic beasts made of rock."

"I wouldn't get your hopes up if I were you."

"Why not?"

"I don't know if you’ve noticed but they always get thrown up."

"The same way?"

"The same way. Try not to think about it, they are just different."

“They are scary. I’ve never seen anything move so fast.”

“Well they are the dominate species on earth, I mean, they don’t even need to fed themselves anymore. People like him, next door, walk right into their mouths.”

“At least we are smart enough to avoid those cubic beasts.”

“Yes, well we are the smartest species in the world. Its only natural that we are able to avoid such dangers like the shiny cubic beasts”

"I feel sorry for them."

"Why is that?"

"They lack intelligence; it would be nice if they didn’t have to be so dumb, then maybe there could be species on earth at least a little bit like us"

"Yeah, but that’s impossible. We will always be the dominate species on earth"

"You really think so? Don't you think if we tried hard enough we could, maybe, teach them? Maybe even communicate?"

"It’s a lost cause,"

"I guess your right"

"Even if we could, they only have two legs."

"Ha! I forgot about that."

"That’s why we will always be better than them, because we can-"

"-FLY!! Ha, I don't know how they can live with out being able to fly..."

"They are a very stupid people, we're so much better."

"Yeah."

"Wanna go shit on their heads?"

"Of course!”













Silly school assinment i did for my niece.

[pzxtw]

[Pseudo Xero]

Don't birds only have 2 legs?

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