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the perils of masterbaiting in the bath!
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sir h4xalot
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:11 am    Post subject: the perils of masterbaiting in the bath! Reply with quote
WARNING!: If you use soap whilst bathing, and then procede to masterbate and ejaculate, the semen atoms will bond with the soap atoms. If the soap is not removed when the bath is drained, and a female is the next bather, she (if she is able) might become pregnant!



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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Masturbate. Gawd.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
false...it is impossible
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
sperm will die immediately.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ive wanked in the bath, twas fun.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
tur? or ter?

my bad.

also, atoms can steal or bond with other atoms you know...
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
spem die when touch air D:
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
the cum looks like noodles
it looks solid


but when you touch it, its a liquid!
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Freezer burn's soul wrote:
Daaamon wrote:
the cum looks like noodles
it looks solid


but when you touch it, its a liquid!


I don't play with cum floating in the bathtub.


oh my lord ahahahahah
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Daaamon wrote:
the cum looks like noodles
it looks solid


but when you touch it, its a liquid!


it dose'nt looks solid Surprised, most likely, like ketchup, looks like a pasta Smile but, taste.. well, iono how it taste..

Anyone wants to make that test?
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
XxOsirisxX wrote:
Daaamon wrote:
the cum looks like noodles
it looks solid


but when you touch it, its a liquid!


it dose'nt looks solid Surprised, most likely, like ketchup, looks like a pasta Smile but, taste.. well, iono how it taste..

Anyone wants to make that test?


Ask a female -.-

Also sperm can survive for about an hour anyway =\ Unless it is in water where it would die in minutes...

And as a correction to the OP.. Semen isn't sperm, semen is the liquid sperm are released with so that they can survive.. (Semen is basically food/etc. used by the sperm so they don't die -.-) And on an atomic scale soap/semen are made out of more than 1 type of atom So if you wanted to you should have actually said soap molecules and sperm
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Daaamon wrote:
the cum looks like noodles
it looks solid


but when you touch it, its a liquid!

Laughing what one earth possessed you to pursue that interest? ROTFLMFAO! XDDD
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
it tastes kinda salty but good....

try tasting your own jizz after a good crank
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Faust_III wrote:
it tastes kinda salty but good....

try tasting your own jizz after a good crank

your insane (-_-)
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
HackerWolf1337 wrote:
Faust_III wrote:
it tastes kinda salty but good....

try tasting your own jizz after a good crank

your insane (-_-)


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