Cheat Engine

[K@boom]

This is something like.. you'll see.
Choose your birthdate stuff, Shirt colour, etc
Born in
January = I married a
February = I killed a
March = I slept with a
April = I cooked a
May = I danced with a
June = I poll-danced with a
July = I licked a
August = I made babies with a
September = I laughed at a
October = I fancyed a
November = I chopped up a
December = I'm gay with a

Shirt Colour [you're wearing right now]
Red = Goth
Blue = Emo
Orange = Unique type person
Yellow = Bird
Multi-coloured = Dog
Brown = Giraffe
Naked = Flea
No top on = Ant
Dressing gown/pyjamas = Dot
Black = Carrot
White = Clock
any other colour = Nerd

Number of month you were born in
1 = Because Im PLAIN EVIL >
2 = Because Im A Naughty BOBBA
3 = Because Im A married lesbian
4 = Because I'm Very Loved <3
5 = Because Im A Poll-Dancer
6 = Because I'm an idiot
7 = Because I'm Homosexual
8 = Because I'm so hot..
9 = Because I'm going to school soon ;(
10 = Because I'm HATED
11 = Because I'm INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
12 = Because I'm Jesus
13 = Because I'm Naked
14 = Because I'm Sexy
15 = Because I'm dirty
16 = Because I'm A Nerd
17 = Because I'm ANGRY >( >
18 = Because I'm Married!
19 = Because I'm getting a divorce!
20 = Because I' Fart alot
21 = Because I'm a bobbain' idiot!
22 = Because I like cheese.
23 = Because I' Have no willy!
24 = Because I have no bum!
25 = Because My bum is brown!
26 = Because I live in a box
27 = Because I'm ill
28 = Because I Wear pink!
29 = Because I went to bed with your mum
30 = Because I'm old
31 = Because I'm a baby!

Mines,
I chopped up
A Dot
because I'm naked

xD I'd like to hear all yours!

[XxOsirisxX]

I laughed at a Clock Because Im PLAIN EVIL



EDIT:

lol, is the day of you born, not the mouth once again.

[Aniblaze]

I made babies with a
Nerd
Because I'm Very Loved <3

Oeps, time to go. I suddenly remembered I am not eleven years old anymore.

[Noz3001]

I danced with a Clock Because Im A Poll-Dancer

Makes sense.

[joseso]

I licked a Emo Because Im A married lesbian

lawllawllawl, that was good

[darkbobert]

i slept with a carrot because im plain evil

[Lorrenzo]

I married a
Dog
Because I'm INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

[Tosy]

Omg what a tittle

[Imitazion]

I licked a carrot because im a nerd. d:

[Zyphyr]

i licked a girraffe because im insane!!!1!

[compactwater]

Odd....

"I fancied a Carrot Because I Have no willy!"

[Hero]

I married a
nerd
Because im plain evil


It was only a matter of time before the world learned this secret.

[go1orange]

I laughed
at a carrot
because i'm married.

Random ass thing O_O

[:^(]

I danced with a giraffe because i'm a nerd...